h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

EFM?

*walks in, dumps a load of guns on the table and starts to re-boot all the computers*

*climbs out of an open manhole cover under the main table and brushes himself down*


right, where's the Tea lady?

*glares at creachy*

Theres some hot tea in the thermos on the table

ah, jolly good

*pours himself a cup of tea*

so, what's the plan...sam?


*looks at al the heavy looking guns*

got a spud gun amongst that lot

or a Flan thrower

How about a Banoffee Pie Launcher

*starts to get the impression from EMF's glare and the serious hardware on the table that playtime is well and truly over*

I have many grudges against that MOTMV lot, they must be settled

*angry glare at a screen showing the activities over the MOTMV base*

*switches the channel to the War Strategy Room*

But perhaps we better concentrate for the time being on issues a little closer to home. That's our room, and I want it back.
We need to get Rimmer in here, ad spook if possible. I know he is sporadically online, but online none the less.

We should act fast, Reefgirl has just offered an alliance of the Mercenary Faction to the MotMV. They are awaiting a response from 'Jack' I do believe.

ah, spacecadet_1st_class, their founder. He's here U522350

yes what we do need is more people to help, but the problem is they never except losing, they just make up excuses

Excuses can run out. if they fail to accept defeat, we shall then move our forces into their base. and see how they like a bit of their spamming medicine

hmm... I thought it was taken over though.

Overmind

yeah thats the problem..... we need a good plan creachy...

600+ posts in one thread was inneffective.

lets just go over there and simple claim it as ours. set up our own threads and re-arrange theirs.

Evil Army - do you fancy another go?

anybody got a spare type 84 cold fusion reactor?
my mech just blew its relays.

anybody got a spare type 84 cold fusion reactor?
my mech just blew its relays.

Check around, Im not too sure since we havent inventoried for aaaaages

Hey whos side you on anyways????? TA or MOTMV

neither, i work for the guild of assasins and the mercenaries guild.

anyway ive just managed to "acquire" a new reactor from and old junked mech out back.

If your part of the merceneries you should know your allied with the MOTMV, so no stealing our stuff! GET OUT!

i didnt steal it, that old mech was more wrecked than the death star at the end of the battle of endor.

if you know who'se mech it was i will happily compensate them for it