h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tut, tut. Security was never like this when I was in charge (shakes his head)

There would been at least five spies in here...

so what's up with the motmv base assualt?

well, since spook told me to make a page then said he wouldn't use it, I lack the control one in my position should have over such matters as security and rosters and whatnot. Besides, I don't think there are any others posted specifically to be intel agents

well i havent got a specific regiment or rank yet, so put me down for something if ya like

Well you're more than welcome to join the Smegged off Regiment : A1087625, as a Trooper. Its the only part of the Terranic Army I have left. I know its not specifically for active members, but if you want a regiment its there

MMm, intersting

*flicks through clipboard*

well i think thats all the intel i got for now, if anyone reaches a desicion we should post it in the strategy room

*Walks off, her high heels tapping down the corridoors and her long dark hair flicking slightly*

Are we going to attack as Terranics? Because I don't know how much good we could do with just guns, and swords, and grenades, and Atomic Annie.

Atomic Annie?

The world's first and only nuclear artillery. They planned on deploying it in Korea, But they realized the terain would not permit its use

Atomic Annie was better designed than the nuclear rocket launcher though

*walks back in with a new clipboard, her heeels clicking and her white shirt even more dangerously low*

MOTMV are re-grouping, the one known as godben is, i believe, attempting to ally MOTMV with all the other evil armys for an onslaught on us, we should be ready

*gets ready*
Not helping!

we do need to get the word out, to be brutally honest the TA as a army is losing its power, if we're going to survive this we need everyone to pull their weight

yah, but would we be using super powers? Or would we be running and gunning? Because I don't think any normal army would be able to stand up to "Masters of the Multi-Verse"

Yeah well the choice is no longer ours

im afraid the ball is now in their court

*sits on a chair next to HDS and leans foward, which is dangerous in her shirt*

They are regrouping, they have already gone into talks with STUMPED and other evil armys with the purpose of creaming us, we should really be at amber alert sir

*presses a button on his wrist data-pad. The the status indicator next to the primary view screen shifts from green to yellow*

Defcon 3.

Nice

but are we actually gonna do anything or just sit around and wait for them to invade?

As I said, I hesitate to take up my pistol, nice though it is, against people who would no dobt be manipulating the multi-verse to their favor. what I need to know before I ask Lord Vercingetorix for action is how they fight, and with what. DO they use powers, or guns? fists, or swords? clubs or ICBMs?

Everything, I should say

I should like to do the following:
*spy on the MOTMV
*sabotage the MOTMV
*set up better defenses an a standing army for the TA