h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I will of course scout them out.

But I will only improve the defences of Lord Verc's army. The others are not my responcibility.

Lord Verc's army consists of maybe, oh, 8 people?

He is the rightful Lord of Terrania, and must be defended. Its not as though Spook has done a thing to help the matter.

Well from my spying id say they try to ocnfuse you out, or attack with tomatos/ tomato machine guns. If this fails they use the excuse that they're god or open up a chasm to drop you in

BUt like is said, they will attack and they are joining with other armys

in that case we can slay the lot of them. Where are they again?

? what do you mean by where?
like, the Unumber? or virtual physical location?

A2334007, holding talks with stumped about attacking us i belive, or they were at least

*comes in with some useless files, as he wasn't gathering intelligence*

Sup here?

*decides she will state the obvious*

Err...... wonko, these files are useless, infact, they're empty

Of course they are.

Err..... Of course?

Seeing as how I emptied them only an hour ago, yes, they'd damn well better be empty.

Well then where are the contents?

I looked at thrie base, and it gave me a head ache. when are we going to slay them all?

read their brig thread.

yes, you are there telling all sorts of amazingly contradictory stories, and?

*sneaks in*

*re-wires a load of things and unplugs a few computers*

*sneaks off with them leaving a note explaining 'The TA is being re-taken form the MOTMV, when we are in power again you shall all pay ! Especially GB!' *

*Leaves, hitting a remote control that shuts off all the lights and computers on the way*

*fortunately the securty camera cathces it all, and a robotic drone come in and fixes all th wiring stuff*

*antoher drone follows the saboteur*