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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Started conversation Feb 18, 2005
*walks in*
*checks he has his supplies of, Holy water, crosses, and garlic*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Feb 18, 2005
*floats in*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 18, 2005
*hands lil some garlic, a cross and some holy water*
Theres some stakes in that basket over there if push comes to shove
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Feb 18, 2005
*appears from the stargate.*
Sorry, I missed the last stop. It's a bit eerie here...
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 18, 2005
*hands every body Vampire fighting equipment*
now people I don't want you to worry, could be that none of them show up
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Feb 18, 2005
*Worries despite Cals disapproving look*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 18, 2005
*hands BF some stakes*
honestly every thing will be fine
*smiles nervously*
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Feb 18, 2005
*burns some of the stakes to boil the kettle* 
anyone?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Feb 18, 2005
* 
appears in a puff of black smoke*
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Feb 18, 2005
Arrrgh! spills in alarm
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Feb 18, 2005
Oh sorry, did I frighten you?
I have been over in the Dark Alleyway having a drink with some humans 
and then I had to go to the Gothador Realm to slay some of those naughty imps and bile worms.
Can I offer you a blood 
- it is very nourishing!
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Feb 18, 2005
It's the sudden appearance that got me.
*tells himelf to do some work, yet again*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 18, 2005
*wonders if waving the garlic at mort will help*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Feb 18, 2005
*Walks in.*
Garlic!
*Collapses into a pile of dust.*
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The Doc Posted Feb 18, 2005
*With a crash, a bang and a magnificent wallop The Doc (Temporarily homeless since he blew the Mad Lab up)kicks the door in and assumes a heroic pose*
Aha!
*Whips out his Trusty Rusty Crusty Chainsaw, fire it up, throws a 
at his accompanying Bimbo (SSHHHRRREIIIKKKKKK) and twirls his pantomime moustache manically*
I heard the call - apparently someone called Jack needs help? Well, I have my slab in storage, but I have the Trusty Rusty Crusty and VERY Dusty Chainsaw here to assist. Let me at it!!
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Feb 18, 2005
*NJA comes out of hiding and swivels and jiggles and slides___________ towards the Doctor*
Doctor darling 
Your remember Jack? He was your Health Inspektor 
Until you revamped him!
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The Doc Posted Feb 18, 2005
Nurse Just Arrived! Glad to see the explosion back at the Lab didnt get you - anyhoo, enough backstory - where is our dear Health Inspektor?
I am sure a few judicious twirls with 'ol Rusty here will soon have him re-landscaped and back up on his...........
ermmmmmmmmmmmm.........
Does he still have feet or did we remove those in the old days?
SO hard to keep up with patients when they leave........
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Feb 18, 2005
*hides Jack under Rob the Carpet*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 18, 2005
*hides behind Mort the Vampre*
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- 1: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Feb 18, 2005)
- 2: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Feb 18, 2005)
- 3: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Feb 18, 2005)
- 4: nicki (Feb 18, 2005)
- 5: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Feb 18, 2005)
- 6: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Feb 18, 2005)
- 7: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Feb 18, 2005)
- 8: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Feb 18, 2005)
- 9: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Feb 18, 2005)
- 10: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Feb 18, 2005)
- 11: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Feb 18, 2005)
- 12: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Feb 18, 2005)
- 13: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Feb 18, 2005)
- 14: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Feb 18, 2005)
- 15: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Feb 18, 2005)
- 16: The Doc (Feb 18, 2005)
- 17: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Feb 18, 2005)
- 18: The Doc (Feb 18, 2005)
- 19: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Feb 18, 2005)
- 20: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Feb 18, 2005)
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