h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entertainment?
That's lil's job, I'm more the one who stands in the background, watching that everything runs smoothly.

So lil, get up and entertain our fans.

*talking with mouth full* Yeah, bring 'em on!

You'd better make sure you don't spill your , and on the carpet, young man.

So you didn't mind me spilling the then?

Don't worry, I'll shake it off

*Frankie Howerd impersonation*


'The Prologue'


Fizzymouse has been talking about a towel
and dyes and things that makes us howl!

Bella wrote about the peal,
the bellsth, the bellsth, they made us squeal!

Poor lil, Rob the Carpet has left
but the new Matt is rather deft!

Thanks to Lil, our budding punk poet
I've found some fruit - shall I throw it?

Nay, nay and thrice nay..

..for that is not our way!!



I told Fizzy not to bring that horse in here! </>

mmm...the name Bella some how reminds me of cows.

Pheloxi!!!

Incredible - I just turn my back for a moment, and the next thing that happens is that I'm compared to a cow.

*giggles*


Was that the back end??

No, it's the udder end.

This is getting worse and worse

Of course it could get worse.. the Moooooouse could be here too

She'd not be as mean as you, she wrote me a nice poem.

I am sorry, Bel. you look nothing like Frisian black & white cow. ;- )

Hah!! The poem was to lull you!!

Oh! Crumbs!!

I've just remembered what lull means in Dutch!!!

she said lull

lull minus one l is Dutch slang for man's private.

You did? Dare I ask what it means?

It's ok, pheloxi, I'm only joking. (It's just the others, who aren't. )