h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There must be *someone, somewhere* who would do that. A theatre group or something. Don't give up- its a hugely great idea!

Well,
A.) "Somewhere" could be, oh, gee, I don't know...ENGLAND?!? As far as 'round my general area, nothin'.

B.) I do NOT want theater people for the same reason I do not want an ACTUAL REAL singer for my band(I play guitar, as I have neglected to mention. Funny, since it's basically all I do.). I think that theater and chorus-like people are just not THERE as far as both real humor(I fart in your general direction and call your spelling of "humour" a silly thing, regardless of who came up with the language ) and comic timing, not to mention things that arent violently premeditated or sitting on a music stand in front of them.




Oh, I had a point? Right, my point is that you are very sadly wrong in that I indeed CANNOT find anyone. Albatross.

I'm sorry. Hopeless optimist standing here. Have to say, that's some major aggro being flung in the direction of theatre types and singers. What's up with that?

Ummm, quick thought. I'm in Scotland, not in England. Where you get the whole year in the space of two hours (weather wise that is).

You can have no possible approximation of how utterly, amazingly, self-injury-inflictingly stupid I now feel. Why, I ask myself, did I not ASK about this at some point? And F.Y.I., I am only insulting the theater and chorus-going people that I personally know, and thus have PROOF that they are, indeed, not really worth my time.

Oh, well that's ok then.
*wonders* could this be fake guilt being felt...

No, that was 100% real idiot's guilt you just witnessed.

Pure unadulterated idiot's guilt?
Wow, that was a first for me.
Even when I go to school with 500 12-18 year old males!

That's because this 12-18 year old male is the only pure unadulterated idiot in my known universe.

I think.

Gosh. You must be really happy. That's quite a responsibility to hold- you know "King of Cretins". Ruler of all idiots.

Well then perhaps you'd be so kind as to help me get re-elected as King of Cretins. I'm a Cretin for the people, because I'm not some wannabe political-agenda Cretin, I'm the genuine(although somewhat scary) article! So vote to re-elect King Cretin as your King of Cretins.

Oooh, campaigning. Can I be part of your team. I love to yell at people!

Sure, you can be my campaign manager(meaning you get to yell at me, my employees, AND the general public!).

God, it's like a dream come true...
I can yell at anyone I want? When do I start?

Yesterday!

NO SARCASM! IT GIVES OFF A BAD IMAGE!
Just testing *g*.

Obviously you have just illustrated the one major quality needed in this profession, that quality being good yelling skills.

Which I have in abundance.
Ask anyone *g*

I asked my friend Steve, and he says he doesn't even KNOW you, so there's a hole in your theory.

Hmmm, yes. Oh, hang on
SHUT UP AND QUIT DECONSTRUCTING MY COMMENTS!