h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

whats his sillyest trick?band starts playing...and the elephant...liesdown....on broadway..dododododooododododododoooo

G7

::blinks at Redsky and Bob with his boat-load of Vikings:: Hmm... OK... Everybody! Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam-- No no no! It's too silly. Stop that. Stop that. Oh what the hell. ::his elephant trumpets the music while everybody sings:: Spam spam spam....

(metabolife....mucho caffein ) They'll get that old heart racing!!



spam, spam, spam, spam!

spam, spam, spam!, bam, bam, ba-bam!

Spam is a bad thing, in email or in meat it is bad bad bad.... Good song tho.

I must agree with Marv!!!!

RedSky is swept of his feat by the lovely music and joins in :: Spam Spam spam Spam spamedy spam spamebal spam:: Then he runs out onto the street and trays to get passersby to join in but they merely look at him in a strange way so he walks in again and sits in the sofa, moping.


This makes me a sad smilly

There there Ile sing with you...you reddy?

Are we ready? I didn't expect the spanish inquistion.

No... no.... it's just not the same anymore.

............................................ I meen whats the pont of the howle thing?

The point, my friend, is to set fire to everything, see it burn to the ground, and to cackle like a maniac.

<BB<

His eyes light up with purpose.

Yes my friend your right we will have a bonfire a humongus burning inferno, one that will turn all heathen eyes back to the way of the true brownie, and we will cast all blond brownies, that we can get our hands on, on the fire and the will be. Brownies for all, and there shall be and more brownies and dancing and brownies and sprits and even more brownies. We shall build an oven for the fire to heat and we shall bake new brownies while the blond ones are burning.... Yes new brownies shall rise form the ashes of the untrue..... He trails of clearly engulfed in his own thoughts.

*starts hauling in firewood to make that bonfire*

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;:Digs a pit and prepares a big old oven, created from material just lying around the Moorish castle(but certainly nothing of historical value, of course!!! )::

...Shall we extend our invitations to the POST(and start a new thred!??)!???

*the spanish inqusition run in the leade one with a funny mustash shouts in a high piched voise*
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.....sorry we are late but I missed the bus

Right never mind that. Spanish inquisition over there by Zen, he’ll fill you in on all the new developments in torture and so on. Oven over there by the fire. Brownies are to be put on that table.... No not the small one the one that circles the building. Yes that’s better. Now put the special ceremonial alter at the end of the table (grins as people tri to figure that one out.) Yes an article in the post might be a good idea... any volunteers..

(Right I have purpose. Amazing what burning things can do for a man)

*Prepares to light the fire*

<BB<

Home at last!!! Boy, I missed this place.

Here, BB, let me help you with that.

*drenches the firewood with lighter fluid*

G7