h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know about this group I wandered into...

Here, Dragonfly, have a thick fudgey brownie with extra caramel swirls. You know now, you're in the right place!!

OOOOOO!!!! Thank you!!!! And bless your sweet heart!!!

*Tries to avoid upsetting Dragonfly by burning anything too close to her.*

<BB<

::thinks she smells something burning::

OH NO! NOT THE BROWNIES! ::performs a daring rescue and retrives the brownies before they burn too::

OHMYGOD!!! Such sacriledge!!!

I think I might have to seperate myself from this motley crew...

"Motley"! "Motley"?!?
I object to us being called Motley!!

<BB<

We are most definitely "characters", not a "motley crew".

*places the brownies into a fireproof basket so that they are protected, just in case*

Proceed, BB.

G7

I would do, but someone's holding my arms back and preventing me from burning Dragonfly alive for such an insult!
And after I'd been so nice to her, too.

<BB<

I'm sure that she didn't mean it as an insult, BB. She is just a quiet Muse and perhaps not ready for the fervor of the Brownie - or the Phreds.

*offers one of the - for now - safe Brownies to BB and another to Dragonfly*

Truce?

G7

::laughs:: Alas!!! I'm not a quiet muse!!!

I am the muse of SONG AND DANCE!!!

::a well-decorated stage and Las Vegas dancers wearing hardly any clothes)for the guy) and the former barman(for the ladies) dance around::

::Dragonfly takes center stage and twirls a flaming baton::

::sings::
OH, Bluebottle!! I meant no harm,
It's so hard to charm
Anyone anymore!!!
Sometimes all the drinking the Phreds do
Is like a hit in the arm,
And I want out the door!!!

::cymbol crash::

::former barman winks at Gw7en, and she faints::

::sings:: Yet at the same time I know!!
There's no better place to go!!!
I'm almost done with the show!!!
In Spain it will never snow!!!
Woah-oh-woah-oh!!!

::throws the flaming baton in the air::

::Bluebottle tries to catch it::

::Pierre pishes BB out of the way::

::dancing girls surround Dragonfly::
:sings::
I meant "Motley Crew" to be a compliment!!!
Sorry that you misunderstood it!!!
OOOOOO!!!!
Now I have to make this production,
For a little instruction,
For a little teaching that I never meant any harm...
Don't hit me in the arm...
Sorry for the misunderstanding!!!



::throws the flaming baton to BB::

::bows::

THANK YOU!!!

Just as well you didn't say mottley crue or i would not have been responsible for my actions...

*hands BB an evil looking cocktail*

Here, set this on fire if you like

*slowly wakes from her faint*

What a show!



G7

Thank you thank you!!! I meant every word!!!

*Does not burn Dragonfly's but instead shakes her hand.*

Anyone seen any wood or meths around here...?

<BB<

I believe that there was a copse of dead trees back there a couple of miles, BB. Go to it!

G7

::rolls her eyes:: How can we keep moving, when Bluebottle has to play pyromaniac?!?

Don't worry about BB he will always catch up

The only problem will come if one of his fires does too...

Err... never fear!!! I have this flower that squirts water!!!