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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Mar 3, 2000
Yes it is now official, if you need to refer to a person that is a member of this rarified congregation, you shall call them a Phred.
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 3, 2000
Yet you still haven't updated my name 
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 3, 2000
Just trying this out:
*In my best Barney Rubble voice*
Hey Phred!
Dr. D
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 3, 2000
Yes?
Do you have something for me to BURN???
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 3, 2000
BB! No burning!
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 3, 2000
*All innocent*
Why not?
If Fire was not invented, where would civilisation be today?
How would you eat in a McDonalds takeaway without flames to warm up the meat? (I use "meat" in the loosest possible way)
Fire is Good. It is progess for the human species!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 4, 2000
I remember reading that the secret was to bang the rocks together. Thus fire was invented. I don't think that this explains microwave ovens, though.
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 4, 2000
I R just trying that. I R breaking both thumbs!!
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 4, 2000
Just leave it to the professionals...
...As I am *so* advanced I can make anything BURN... anyone care for a demonstration?
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Jo (Dead) Posted Mar 4, 2000
*backs away quickly* As long as you don't touch my Morris Minor. 
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 4, 2000
*In totally bored Marvin-ish tones*
I've seen it. Its rubbish.
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Jo (Dead) Posted Mar 5, 2000
My Moggy Minor is not rubbish! Admittedly Dirge bought it for £50 and the engine for £20 but it's not rubbish amnd you shall not burn it hey were you talking about my Moggy Minor?
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 5, 2000
I suspect he was.
BURN RUBBISH! But DON'T BURN Moggy!
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Kumabear Posted Mar 5, 2000
*calm voice comes over intercom*
"Fire.
Oldest of man's mysteries.
Destroyer of forests.
Ruiner of buildings large and small.
This building is now on fire..."
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 6, 2000
small voice echoing in wilderness: is bluebottle dead yet?
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 6, 2000
Not in this forum.
I try and avoid being deaded where there is food.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 6, 2000
I MEANT that I've already seen Bluebottle burning things, and that his threats to burn whatever it was back there that he was going to burn are rubbish. Oh, never mind! Whatever a Moggy Morris is, it is not rubbish.
Bluebottle, you aren't really deaded now, are you? What happened?
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 6, 2000
I got deaded by a rabbit. It dropped the Holy Handgranade of Antioch down my back.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 6, 2000
You should have burned either the rabbit or the HHGoA. Sorry to hear this news. Has your soul now transmigrated or what?
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- 161: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Mar 3, 2000)
- 162: Bluebottle (Mar 3, 2000)
- 163: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 3, 2000)
- 164: Bluebottle (Mar 3, 2000)
- 165: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 3, 2000)
- 166: Bluebottle (Mar 3, 2000)
- 167: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 4, 2000)
- 168: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 4, 2000)
- 169: Bluebottle (Mar 4, 2000)
- 170: Jo (Dead) (Mar 4, 2000)
- 171: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 4, 2000)
- 172: Jo (Dead) (Mar 5, 2000)
- 173: Bluebottle (Mar 5, 2000)
- 174: Jo (Dead) (Mar 5, 2000)
- 175: Kumabear (Mar 5, 2000)
- 176: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 6, 2000)
- 177: Bluebottle (Mar 6, 2000)
- 178: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 6, 2000)
- 179: Bluebottle (Mar 6, 2000)
- 180: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 6, 2000)
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