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Quorum Forum - rename BB or BURN!
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 9, 2000
Zed, we do not threaten any member of the church, just that damned, evil rabbit.
Marv, let us burn it!
Dr. D
Quorum Forum - rename BB or BURN!
Jo (Dead) Posted Mar 9, 2000
Thank you Zed! That rabbit scares me. But, as my father always says, one is always safe with a chain-saw.. 
Quorum Forum - rename BB or BURN!
Demon Drawer Posted Mar 9, 2000
I'm not burning no rabbit I'm a vegitarian.
Quorum Forum - rename BB or BURN!
Jo (Dead) Posted Mar 9, 2000
And I'm not eating that rabbit because it is that rabbit 
Quorum Forum - rename BB or BURN!
Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 9, 2000
Sorry, just woke again.
I thought i burnt BB in a previous thread: or are I confused?
Quorum Forum - rename BB or BURN!
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 9, 2000
Burn the Rabbit!
Dr. D
Quorum Forum - rename BB or BURN!
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 10, 2000
And AGAIN!
Dr. D
Quorum Forum - rename BB or BURN!
Bluebottle Posted Mar 10, 2000
AND AGAIN.
AND BURN ANYONE WHO COPIES ME!
Quorum Forum - rename BB or BURN!
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 10, 2000
RABBIT: Run away!
*Rabbit turns as if to run, but instead lauches itself at the nearest exposed human throat. Its sharp, pointy, nasty teeth gleam. Mari-rae screams and throws up her arm in defense.*
Quorum Forum - rename BB or BURN!
marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Mar 10, 2000
By the way... BB What do you want your name to be?????
Quorum Forum - rename BB or BURN!
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 10, 2000
You're asking him that NOW?!!!!!! BB burn this rabbit!
*Rolling on the floor fighting off the rabbit, knocking over tables and crashing into the sofa.*
Quorum Forum - BB's name
Bluebottle Posted Mar 10, 2000
I want to be - "Missionary Who Has A Worrying Fondness For Matches"
AND THAT RABBIT WILL BE BURNT!!!
Quorum Forum - BB's name
Demon Drawer Posted Mar 10, 2000
Rabbit: Burn BB, he obviously is just waiting to be cremated.
DD:Anyone got any carrots? I just think the rabbit is hungry.
Rabbit: Just right Doc.
Quorum Forum - BB's name
Jo (Dead) Posted Mar 10, 2000
*screams and runs behind the sofa again*
Carrots? CARROTS?! Are you MAD?? Look at that thing! This is not the kind of rabbit you feed carrots to!
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Zed Posted Mar 11, 2000
*Zed moveth quietly & quickly.
A thhort time later, rabbit pie appearth on tthe altar
tthe magic medical robot tthing tendth to Mari-Rae*
You thee? Brownie oventh have many utheth. Gravy with tthe pie, arriving thoon.
No harm will come to the congregation, not without the Mather'th decree.
Zed
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 11, 2000
*Tastes the gravy* 
Amazing m'man.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 11, 2000
*Slumped in the sofa holding head with both hands.*
Brownies, that was a close call.
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 12, 2000
Of course,Sir.
*Presents mixed leaves, with Dr. J's own dressing.
*Exits grinning evilly*
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- 221: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 9, 2000)
- 222: Jo (Dead) (Mar 9, 2000)
- 223: Demon Drawer (Mar 9, 2000)
- 224: Jo (Dead) (Mar 9, 2000)
- 225: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 9, 2000)
- 226: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 9, 2000)
- 227: Bluebottle (Mar 9, 2000)
- 228: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 10, 2000)
- 229: Bluebottle (Mar 10, 2000)
- 230: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 10, 2000)
- 231: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Mar 10, 2000)
- 232: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 10, 2000)
- 233: Bluebottle (Mar 10, 2000)
- 234: Demon Drawer (Mar 10, 2000)
- 235: Jo (Dead) (Mar 10, 2000)
- 236: Zed (Mar 11, 2000)
- 237: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 11, 2000)
- 238: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 11, 2000)
- 239: Jo (Dead) (Mar 11, 2000)
- 240: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 12, 2000)
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