A Conversation for The Feline Mercenary Army (FMA)
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Started conversation Dec 22, 2003
*the Leader of the HooToo Dogs quietly pads into the new Cat facility. Seeing no Felines around he puts the safety catch on his Chihauwitzer© (a device that fies a small yappy Dog at opponents) on and removes his Alabaster Night Vision Goggles. Taking a cartridge of Goo Intensifier Sprays he emblazons the following message on the walls of the place for the Cats to find after they've finished napping*
Are you lot aware of ......
These poor feeble Cat Facilities on HooToo ?
A772706
A601606
A610110
A690888
A774218
These excellent and superior Dog Facilities on HooToo ?
A601174
A655869
A604667
A697205
A676488
A609004
A616844
A626654
A693957
A688881
A601417
I think you missed the Great H2G2 Cat War two years ago ...... you lost by the way 
Woof Woof !
*Red Dog sets a deadly ACF Drool Bomb in place for the first reader of the posting then pads away into the night very much pleased with himself *
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Dec 22, 2003
Oh god, he's infected us with Alabastor!!
That was because, in the last war, there was no Feline Army. Now, there is!
< *leaves rest of message to be replyed to later* >
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 22, 2003
just one of the things the Mastiffs left us with
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 24, 2003
*lurk, lurk, lurk...*
happy holidays to you and yours.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 26, 2003
*a 
phases into the HQ of the FMA it is marked in crude handwriting ...*
"To da Katz from us Dawgs - kno hard feelin's. We invite yew to A772706"
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 31, 2004
I may post to this thread too...
DON'T DO IT...IT'S A TRICK...
This Obvious statement has been brought to you by:
Pickers: The Choice Candy Bar made by plumbers with drooping pants
This Joke Brought to you by:
EvilClaw...and probably State Farm Insurance...
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- 1: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 22, 2003)
- 2: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Dec 22, 2003)
- 3: nada (Dec 22, 2003)
- 4: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 22, 2003)
- 5: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 24, 2003)
- 6: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 26, 2003)
- 7: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jul 31, 2004)
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