A Conversation for The Feline Mercenary Army (FMA)

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Post 1

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Come one, come all!! Join the FMA and we'll give you a smiley - fish or smiley - mouse of your choice!!

Just say "Hi, let me in right or I'll break the door down to get to my smiley - fish" and either Warlock or myself will officially welcome you and add your name to the front and you can say "I am a member of the FMA, but, more importantly, I got my smiley - fish!!" to your heart's content.

We might also have something for you to do before getting your membership, but that will come later.

So join up now!!

smiley - catCat-Eyessmiley - blackcat


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Post 2

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

smiley - applause Congrats Cat, you deserve all these smiley - schooloffish.

Since I'm joining I've decided to transmute myself from a Psuedo-Cat into a Blackberry Cat. As that makes me a smiley - magicsmiley - fairysmiley - blackcat I think I can do that. Yep, all done smiley - biggrin.

Just thinking about all those smiley - mouse and smiley - fish makes me smiley - drool.

smiley - cheers Ta Ta




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Post 3

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

So, now when I update to have a Membes list, you'll be under Blackberry Cat or Pseudo Cat?

Catsmiley - blackcat


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Post 4

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

Being naturally contrary it'll be Blackberry Cat but I'll try not to change again for at least 10 minutes smiley - biggrin. All this work you're doing you deserve a smiley - mouse.

Ta Ta smiley - magicsmiley - fairysmiley - blackcat


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Post 5

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

I put in Pictures!!! And headers!! And now I should do my homework that was due last thursday...smiley - sadface

Right, I'm sick of this page for today, I think I should log off h2g2 and go and do some homework and then read and then go to bed.

Actually, I'm not really sick of this page yet, it's so cool!!! I've done so much cool stuff!!!

I might have an Ideas for More Cool Stuff thread and then make a new letter combination for the founding members and orignal FMAs...

Catsmiley - blackcat


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Post 6

Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes}

Oy! Cat-Eyes, check the coding for the join box! There's a problem with it, and it's making my posts go to a different forum!

Anyway, I want to join! Give me my free parrot... whoops sorry, memory relapse. Do you at least have some catnip?

smiley - eurekaDeus


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Post 7

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

This would help if I was any GOOD at coding...Oh, I think i know what the problem'll be...

Anyways, welcome, you didn't specify if u wanted a smiley - fish or a smiley - mouse so you can have of each smiley - tongueout

Yay!!! 4 members!!

Catsmiley - blackcat


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Post 8

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Well, 3 days ago I had ...fun... fiddling with the coding and it didn't work so I put something there telling people not to use it and stuff, but come on people JOIN!!! it's not that hard to just clikc here rather than use the box!! {I left the box, btw, because if I can fix my coding and get it to post in here it's all good, but I don't wanna just delete it because it took me a lot of time to do that and I can't be bothered doing it again if I ever figure out what's wronig with my coding}

JOIN UP!!!!!!!

smiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrin <--- love that smiley. I should make a society for people who love that smiley smiley - evilgrin ... nah, maybe not...

Cat


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Post 9

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Deus, it's not working!!!

I've tried everything I could think of to get it to post here or at least to post to a forum for the FMA and now it's not even posting somewhere weird, it's posting nowhere!!

What do I do?!?!

I'll just leave it there for people to go 'oooooo, special! Pity it doesn't work" at.

smiley - biggrin

Cat


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Post 10

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Not happy with coding. Been trying to fix it AGAIN and it's still not working. I think I'll post on that site if I can find it again about GuideML.

Anyways, that wasn't why I was posting here. Why I was posting here was to tell all of the members (yes, all 4 of you) to go forth and multiply...Or at least advertise smiley - tongueout

We need more members!! Tell everyone you know who likes cats and even those who don't to join!! And someone write to Warlock or something and tell him to get his lazy asmiley - bleeps online!! And while he's online tell him to come here!! smiley - biggrin


So, go get members!! If you are someone who likes cats or just stumbled upon this site and think I am completely mental, I agree with you, and would like you to join up anyways!!

smiley - evilgrin <--- current obsessed with smiley

Cat


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Post 11

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Hello? Anyone? I'll just keep talking to myself now, shall i?

Come on, get members, but first, SOMEONE TALK!!! I'm going insane here!!!! No one's said anything other than me for like 5 posts!!!! I'm bored out my mind!!!

Cat


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Post 12

tsarina

Hi Cat smiley - biggrin HOws the insanity going? smiley - laugh


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Post 13

tsarina

what have I got to put on my space to join?


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Post 14

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

Hi Cat,

Theres worse things than insanity you know smiley - cheerup.


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Post 15

azahar

Blackberry Cat has assured me that I can have my fish fried, so here I am!

I am happily owned by three cats and (this is true!) have a passion for collecting fish-shaped objects. So I guess I qualify. smiley - smiley

azahar


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Post 16

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Welcome in Azahar and Tsarina. Here are you're smiley - fish (fried for Az) and Tsarina you didn't say what you wanted, so you can have either a smiley - mouse or a smiley - fish.

Tsarina, only problem I have with getting you in is to put you on the drop down list or anything I have to link to your personal space and until you've written in it I can't link to it. You can join by all means, but just write something, I don't care how complex, just a "Hey, it's Tsarina, I'm not in right now but you can leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible" and you'll go up on the site as soon as possible. Just tell me when you've written something there and all will be good.

If I have a minute, I'll add you to the drop-down list, I'm not sure if I have time right now...

But as soon as I do I will add you!!

Cat


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Post 17

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

OK, don't worry Tsarina, you've added stuff since I last went there, ro maybe it just wasn't working, it's all good now anyways. You and Az are in the drop-down list.

bye
Cat


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Post 18

azahar

Cat,

I appreciate being added to the drop-down list, but in fact my name is spelt azahar and not Azahar.

Perhaps I am being finickity but if so I must blame my cats as they teach me to be more like a fussy cat every day! smiley - biggrin

It was only when I joined here that I saw the connection between being a cat lover and my 'fish' collection. For years I have been collecting all sorts of fish-shaped objects. I have a mirror with orange ceramic fish 'swimming' around the frame. I have many pieces of pottery and dishes with fish on them. Candle holders with fish stuff happening somewhere. Posters and paintings of fish. And people often send me cards that depict fish.

On occasion people get confused because they know I am a cat lover and give me a gift of a ceramic cat or such like. I have to remind them that I do not collect cat stuff, I collect cats! Really, it is hard for me not to bring home every stray cat I come across, especially little kittens. But really, three is all I can handle at the moment, without turning into the Mad Cat Woman of Seville.

I used to think two cats were enough until I found this little black cat who had had his front leg broken and almost ripped off by someone who had tried to kill him. So I made an exception and took him in and not a day goes by that I don't appreciate my luck in finding this cat. His name is Azar, which means 'luck' or 'happenstance' in Spanish.

The other two I have are Lua (a very cranky Siamese female I adopted when I was living in Salamanca) and her son Sunny, who is REALLY BIG and actually thinks he is a dog.

Oh dear, am rambling on about my darlings. Well, what better place to do it than here! smiley - biggrin

az


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Post 19

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

I'm sorry 'azahar' :P.

I'll fix it in a second... later... a second at a later point in time...

I don't think I should have started this society, cats are folling me round... especially Cami... b****r off you stupid cat, follow Mum why don't you?

Can you still get in the door aside form your smiley - fish stuff? My Mum's friend has a mouse thing, it's so cool, they have a bathroom with all these mice models and stuff, they're really cool...

Cat


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Post 20

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

So... no one else wants to join? Come on people!!!

And I'm about to get around to fixing the coding on that box, or just getting someone else to do it for me...

Cat


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