h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah!Ah! Questions!

It's a Cagiva Supercity 125cc in bright orange on a 'T.'

I last fell off last June- and don't plan to for a while yet!

Still have 'L' plates, though, but passed my CBT and theory test.

Ah the old new road...
Not much traffic...lately.
Bit dusty...
*begins sweeping with *
Why, Sonny, I can remember when this old new road was new. Yup, yessir, it was strewn with rozes from here to ..well all the way to ..there.

...and we cut the ribbon with a big pair of, erm, chainsaws, and strew some more and....JOHN! Found you! However, I seem to have lost myself...whereohwhere is my old homespace? COME AND TALK TO ME, JOHN, NOBODY ELSE UNDERSTANDS OUR PARTICULAR BRAND OF OFF-BEAT HUMOUR!!! (you know it's me, from my mannerisms....d'oh!)

Hi, y'all!

'ello! I found myself, im me again! Brilliant!
Could do with a after my travels, anybody serving, or is it DIY?
Err...what's with the new name by the way, did I miss something? The temporary re-name, wot?????

*slopily pours *

Here you go.

The old name was copyrighted so we can't use it any more.

*drinks slopy *
copyright? D'oh! Ah, we've got rules and regs, now, haven't we!! Just discovered one of my entries is playing hideandseek, 'pending moderation'. Trying desperately to remember if I swore/plagiarised/contravened equal ops...ah well. At least the bar's still open...Or do we have licensing hours too now?

No-one has told me, so the doors stay open.

Ah, a proper landlord...drinking-up time always makes me anxcious...ancsious...anxcsious...can't spell that word. D'oh.
So, what's the new name going to be, or hasn't anybody decided yet?

The Frog and Forelegs I think. There's a very serious discussion of the issue going on (if you will look to the list of conversations) called 'Votes for the new name' with at least a 500 post backlog - and a very funny read it is. Poor Menza, eventually someone will pressure him into making a decision. I wouldn't want to choose! Hell, I've submitted six or seven myself and they're all brilliant. Unless he just goes with one of those mobile signage thingies and anybody comes in can just shuffle the letters around and it'll be that until somebody else reshuffles 'em. Which is sorta like what's been happening, here, at the old Frog and Forelegs. Course we might need planning permission to have a mobile sign thingy - the neighborhood's gone a bit up market since we were last here.

The clientelle hasn't though, has it? (hehheheh-I include myself in that sweeping statement, too, chuckle)
I quite like the Legs actually. But that's just me. Ok, I'll go and post some suggestions...
Nah. can't be bov'd. I'll strew some instead...
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Hmm...The New Road...getting a bit dusty these days, and was that.... yes, that was definitely a tumbleweed (it was worth a try!)

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..hi jon...

*clears away some dust*

I forgot this one was here.

Can I get you a drink?

Wow..this new road doesn't look so new anymore!
*throws some magic fairy dust about then spins round (to Kylie songs of course) and instantly the room is dust free and shiny*
Now about that drink?

*sneezes*

Watch where you are throwing that fairy dust Tink.

*pours *

Here you go.

*grins*
Well it's better than normal manky dust dust..at least it's sparkly
*sips on the *
Thanks Menza
*passes over a slice of in return as she doesn't know any other smilies and refuses to use the one*

*munches*

Hmmm...
*can't think of anything to say so munches on another slice of *

Hey, how'd you do that? I mean you spelled inside them sideyways arrows thingys and it didn't come out as a with the yucky strawberry frosting? You using or summat?

*grins*
Nope no being used...Just spelling
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