A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 17, 2001
*grins*
See Menza's not mean!He gave you drinks 
*goes and helps herself to a 
and pours a black coffee for Menza*
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The Fish Posted Jan 18, 2001
*Randomly barges into conversation...* *Fanfare* Hmmm........ *points in the general direction of http://www.h2g2.com/F24306?thread=98802&latest=1 and wonders if friends of BB wish to partisipate in the 5B's...?* :-D *grins.... then wonders off...* ><>
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Jan 18, 2001
*birthday greeting to bluebottle:*
Yes, Menza's mean.
He didn't think my joke was funny and he shoulda, coulda said so.
ie: "Your joke is not funny".
Or some such expression of his opinion. I defend his right to have and express opinions. 
However, he chose to insult my intelligence and judgement by assessing my behavior. 
That's mean. And possibly rude. 
I will now remind you of my mission statement (see above addended to my name) lest anyone think I have taken offense.
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Jan 19, 2001
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product information.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5,Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the Uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks,
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 19, 2001
Sorry to hear of your faulty model.
Unfortunately, we cannot refund you your purchase, or swap it for another programme, as you have inviolated your guarantee. Furthermore, there is no known uninstall disk available for this purpose.
However, whould you like to upgrade to Wife 2.0? This package comes withadded social packages, so that this programme will be processing other data while you run your favourite applications. Now with extended warranty!
Tech Support.
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Jan 19, 2001
Sounds pricey...
but if it let's me play games while being self maintaining I guess it would be a bargain.
Will I need to re?
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Menza Posted Jan 20, 2001
Well Wife 2.0 doesn't cost that much, but you still incur all the support costs of Wife 1.0 
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Jan 21, 2001
No, I think it's an addon. No.1 can't be uninstalled but there is an upgrade that modifies the whole program to dot.communist compliances.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 21, 2001
Reing is not necessary(
)
The main feature of this is the WA programme, in which the package enjoys making cyber cake and so on. However, this has been known to interfere with cooking on other applications, and ability to do refills
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 21, 2001
*decides that now is the time to complain*
OY!
*wanders off again*
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Jan 22, 2001
Well obviously I will need to reset the clock/calendar. Monthly bills, anniversaries, that sort of thing must be flagged properly or the Reminder applications will abort.
There is a wonderful subroutine NagNag9.5 which can run in another window with the audio off.
Oy vay!Enuff already! 
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 22, 2001
*grins*
Well as long as you've finished with that now...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 22, 2001
Guides honour.
Never again will I drivel on about such a silly subject, dragging it out until the bitter end...
I'll talk about my bike, instead
Hey, don't groan...
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Menza Posted Jan 23, 2001
That was supposed to say
"when was the last time you fell off?"
But I think my computer was rebelling.
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- 101: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 17, 2001)
- 102: Sergeant Mushroom (Jan 17, 2001)
- 103: The Fish (Jan 18, 2001)
- 104: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Jan 18, 2001)
- 105: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Jan 19, 2001)
- 106: Sergeant Mushroom (Jan 19, 2001)
- 107: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Jan 19, 2001)
- 108: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 20, 2001)
- 109: Menza (Jan 20, 2001)
- 110: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Jan 21, 2001)
- 111: Sergeant Mushroom (Jan 21, 2001)
- 112: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 21, 2001)
- 113: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Jan 22, 2001)
- 114: Sergeant Mushroom (Jan 22, 2001)
- 115: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 22, 2001)
- 116: Sergeant Mushroom (Jan 22, 2001)
- 117: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 22, 2001)
- 118: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Jan 23, 2001)
- 119: Menza (Jan 23, 2001)
- 120: Menza (Jan 23, 2001)
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