h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nope...looks like just the one copy, and all spellings are correct

*lets out held breath*
I'm just having one of those days where I blunder around, drop things and can't do anything right...or I was, it's tomorrow now (???)

Full moon tonite ..total eclipse in Europe.
Can ya see it? Or is it too dark?

*goes to look*
nope, too dark, can't see anything!

Doesn't help that I have street lights outside my window

I reckon it's a hoax anyway. No reason, I just do.
Hmm, we haven't strewn any for a while...
*goes off to find more to strew*

Arrr.. I likes a good strew,

Ah, I knew you couldn't resist that one! How are you john?

Cold. Lazy. Should go chop some firewood or I'll freeze tonite. But it's too cold. Amd I'm lazy.

Chop firewood???!! it's verr' cold here too, I've got three jumpers on! (it's the new marshmallow man look) Get chopping, we don't want you freezing to death, beside which, do you really want 'died of laziness' on your 'stone? or you could try some of the *best* form of exercise to keep you warm!

Oh good. Now I'm motivated. Nothing like three layers of clothing to turn a fella on..

(chuckle)
I like to play hard to get.....to.

Now, now...You're making me worried

Worry not Sarge. Be happy. (strews some more 's) Life goes on oooh blah dee ooh bla dah.. don't worry be happy.. Here have a !
*wanders off strewing*

Does ye like s, matey?

They usually set off my hayfever, But as I've got a cold it probably won't matter.

So if the miracle of horticultural science gives us blossoms all year round, hayfever suffers get no off seasonal relief?
Oh God, I never knew. How awful for you.
Let us take up arms against the flowerists while we still can. We've got to nip this in the bud.

Are you trying to put me out of a job?

*grins*
Is your job making bad puns like "nip this in the bud"?

Sarge works in a flowershopgreenhousehorticultyralist sorta place. She knows all about nipping buds.
We'll spare your place til last Sarge. But keep your grades up at school and get a degree/diploma in something that will survive the revenge of the hayfever suffferers. We are on a roll!