h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Wakes up*
What's all the noise in here?
Is that a I see before me?
Oh! Hi everyone!

*sips *

Hi there

*sips *

Thanks, Mr. P!

*wakes up

ah, life in the old conversation yet

Conversations never die on H2G2; they just rest a while before getting resserected! here; let me buy you a drink *looks for some attention at the bar* ahh, oh.... yeh.... just add them to the .... 'tab;'..... *watches in disbelief as a 400 page fullscap book marked '2legs tab' is lifted from behidn teh bar, and the two beers added on to the last page of teh book which is already half full *gulp*
Hmm, can I ask when I last paid up on my tab? 1999 hey, so, like yeh, thats pretty recent isn't it? good good, yeh, sure I'll settle it very very soon *runs away from teh bar and the 'tab' with teh beer

*looks expectantly at 2Legs*

Since you're in the chair, mine's a .

Hi! *nervously approchs the bar again and gets the *peeks over the barmans shoulder to see how much space is left in the 'tab' 'err, soo, what happens when the tab gets full?' 'I have to I have to I have to 'settle the bill' sure, no prob yeh....' Here you go

Admittedly settling the tab is pretty easy. You just need to feed Kitty. But with a tab that big, it'll take a killer whale to feed him sufficiently.

*places some chocolate cake on the bar*

Help yourself to chocolate cake, and don't worry, it doesn't go on your bar tab.

Mmm, chocolate cake! I just today handed in my final project for design studio, a park with adjacent wetlands.

does wetlands mean it is surrounded by pubs Mr C?

"Wetlands" is an all-inclusive term for bogs, marshes, fens, quagmires, swamps, and pretty much anywhere that is consistanly moist.

Morning!

It certainly is.

I had to wake up this classic conversation. Can I get you a ? I'm hoping the cigarette smoke in here kills the microscopic wormy things that are causing my swimmer's itch.

*moves rapidly away from Britwannabe, remembering to take her with her*

I'm not sure anyone in here smokes. Perhaps you should see a doctor. EV is a doctor of woodwork so if those wriggly things turn out to be woodworm then you're in luck.

You'll have to speak up - I'm running away.

It seems I'm an unsuitable host for these schistosomes. They prefer ducks in this state and snails when they're younger. They keep burrowing in and trying though. Perhaps if I dunk in sweet vermouth and scotch they will get sorted.

*from a long way away*

Dunk what, exactly, in vermouth and scotch?

*hides*