h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Wakes up*
Huh? Wha? Mine's a . Don't mind if I do ... and a .

definately NOT my

all

*polishes glasses*

hello there Menza

long time no see

And just as this place swings back to life for a while, I'm changing jobs. Drunken people and helium balloons go SO well together.

Sorry

*puts balloons back in box*

*tacks a notice to the wall*

The next Hootoo Pub Crawl is now scheduled for Sunday, May 28th at 1800 GMT! Go to A707465 to sign up your pub or to crawl!

I do wish those notices wouldn't just blow in the stick themselves to the wall. Its most disconcerting.

take no notice of them, is my advice

take no tice either!

Are they stuck to the wall with tice?

That must be how they were enticed!

Ah, quite probably. Otherwise they may well have remained re-tice'nt (re-tice'nt: to not have a second bout of tice - a notion obviously incompatible with public advertising). Which would be a shame, as the pub crawl being advertised sounds kind of fun

they are always fun until the next morning

Aren't there one or two planets nearby without discernible days? If they lack discernible days then presumably they also lack discernible nights and discernible mornings. So we'd never get to the next morning How about opening a branch of the F&F on one of them? Or, even better, an improbably long and flexible corridor leading to a stylishly executed winter-garden style extension? (can easily pop back to stock up on snacks then).

now you're talking

make sure there are no clocks anywhere and we are set for life

*arrives* I do hope I'm not too late.....

*Looks in vain for a clock*
Dunno.

it's never too late...


or too early for that matter

Good, I thought as much, I am therefore, by our collective deduction on the matter, exactly on time. Now thats what I call time management.