A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Dec 14, 2004
Do you mind? It 'aint cat, 'cos mutton's cheaper!
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Dec 14, 2004
Not that I'm saying it IS mutton, but in a choice between mutton and cat, I'd go for mutton every time.
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Kitty Posted Dec 14, 2004
*goes crosseyed trying to figure out what's climbing his ear*
*contemplates lifting a paw to scratch it but decide he might lose the nice paw-rest he gained a few weeks' back, plus scratching ears is undignified*
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Dec 14, 2004
One does wonder if that's less to do with higher thoughts and more to do with the fact there's a rather large cave lion over there looking rather grimly at you two.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 14, 2004
Just give the lion a pointsettia and a meat pie floater and he'll be happy.
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Kitty Posted Dec 14, 2004
*Kitty does NOT like poinsettias and thinks that aendr can cook much nicer things than meat pie floaters for him to eat*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 14, 2004
Why doesn't the cook roast one fo those annoying ninteenth-century orphan children that seem to hang around the windows at Christmas-time?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 15, 2004
Can't she stuff one inside the other?
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Dec 15, 2004
Who wants a meat pie floater? Gourmet one, going fast! *throws it at Mr. Christopher* And today's gourmet meat is... mutton!
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Dec 15, 2004
No, cos that's cannibalism. We don't do that here.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 16, 2004
*catches glass, spills floater on nearby kitty*
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Dec 16, 2004
*hangs on to Kitty's ear for dear life*
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Kitty Posted Dec 16, 2004
*rises to his paws, takes Mr Christopher by the collar in his teeth, lifts him like he's a doll, and walks to the front door*
*firmly places Mr Christopher outside the front door*
*bats the door shut with a paw*
*sits down behind the door*
*licks a paw and begins to clean himself, and Amy, carefully*
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Dec 16, 2004
*lets Mr. Christopher back in* How was the meat pie floater?
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Dec 16, 2004
*shines like a new pin* 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 16, 2004
More like a meat-pie flyer. Can I have another, but with more gravity?
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Dec 17, 2004
This one has extra gravity (it's the cat meat in the mutton)!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 17, 2004
Mmm... reminds me of the French Revolution!
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Dec 18, 2004
Brown, red, green and tasting of peas/meat/tomatos?
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- 12701: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Dec 14, 2004)
- 12702: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Dec 14, 2004)
- 12703: Kitty (Dec 14, 2004)
- 12704: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Dec 14, 2004)
- 12705: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 14, 2004)
- 12706: Kitty (Dec 14, 2004)
- 12707: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 14, 2004)
- 12708: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Dec 15, 2004)
- 12709: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 15, 2004)
- 12710: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Dec 15, 2004)
- 12711: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Dec 15, 2004)
- 12712: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 16, 2004)
- 12713: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Dec 16, 2004)
- 12714: Kitty (Dec 16, 2004)
- 12715: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Dec 16, 2004)
- 12716: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Dec 16, 2004)
- 12717: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 16, 2004)
- 12718: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Dec 17, 2004)
- 12719: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 17, 2004)
- 12720: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Dec 18, 2004)
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