h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well that must be because you're such a good and innocent fairy. Or so you're always telling us.

*smiles sweetly*
But of course

Hmm... ...

Hey! Don't doubt the fairy... see look that's me that is...

*is utterly convinced*

Ah. I wondered what you looked like.

Well it was named Tinkerbell so I assume it's meant to be me...

So is it a good likeness then?

*grins*
I have a nose but other than that...

But you are bright yellow?

Of course, all the best people are

I think you should cut down on the turmeric.

I think it's Irn bru that does it...

Point of Information Mister Chairman...What's Irn bru..?
Oh sorry you two...didn't realise you'd assumed the Lotus position, sorry..bye.

*grins*
Irn bru's a Scottish drink made by Schweppes which is bright orange and made from iron girders...although the latter point is debatable

First thing Canadian kids are taught:
Don't eat the yellow snow!

*grins*
Well there I'd agree with you but the Irn Bru is strangely enticing... and you can get it in bars now, like sweet chewy things, apparantly they're the main cause of tooth decay amongst children in Scotland but they are very nice

For more on Scottish dental care visit Tharg Analskweezer's homepage.

Someday, young you and I are going to sit down and talk about your spelling. Or maybe not, I love you just the way you are.

It was just a typo, I'm sure.

*grins*
Ummm... my spelling is good spelling... it's just my spelling is like my own time system and often doesn't fit with other peoples more wrong systems

Err...do you mean 'apparently' as if not my spelling really does need sorting

I whish I caould have my own timing system.