h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There is a small chance he might notice.

Well Burns didn't notice when he 'started with the spare tyres on' apparantly the tyre blankets make all the difference you see,
*takes her gloves off as she really can't type like this*
whilst they're on none of the mechanics or drivers or anyone notice if there's a fault with the tyre until after you've set off and then you waste...ooh 30 seconds or so...

The main flaw in the plan is that I can't let his tyres down as he's very polite and was nice to me and I can't be mean...anyway what would that achieve? We could try to distract Gronholm as I've not met him so he might not be nice and polite...

And how would we distract him then?

*giggles*

Ummm chocolate? That would work...or I could sing him a song and he'd be so confused that he might forget he was supposed to be racing?

We could just turn one of the sign posts round.

I was a bit tired before and I got Auriol and Gronholm mixed up, which was a bit silly as there's only two names to remember in the title race; Gronholm and Gwyndaff Evans. Wait, that's not right.

Maybe we could "spill" some Tip-Ex over his pace notes.

Hmmm...that could be dangerous though...we just need him to get too distracted and forget to turn up for the race and then Burns will win and it'll all be joyful...
*thinks*
If I showed my support for Burns with 'Go Richard' after Tinkerbell would that be too confusing?

Not more name changes.

Well I stopped 'grinning happily' ages ago so surely I should be allowed a little tiny bracket?

I suppose so, though you could wait until after the weekend to see if you feel like grinning again.

Unfortunatly I'll miss most of the racing this weekend.

I don't think I'll be grinning at the weekend and I don't think I'm going to be able to watch any of the racing so I'll just have to read it in Autopsport next week

What are you doing menza, anything fun? Are you going to the meet-up thingy?

Aw. I'll let you know if there's good news. In fact first bad news is that the BBC didn't show it's preview today. Or Buffy

Yes, its the meet-up thingy for me.

They didn't show it? But it said 7.30...I set the video whilst running out the door and everything...

*looks sad*
I wanna go to the meet-up, no fair

So why can't you come then?

Things are a bit tough at the minute so I don't think I'd be particularly good company and it'd be hard to get there at the minute.

*grins*
But I'm relying on Photos from people so I expect you to assemble yourself in the group photo whilst displaying your footballing skills so I can see if you were exaggerating about your lack of footballing ability

You'll have the first half of Liverpool FC v some Greek team on tape. Followed by a REPEAT of Fred Dibnah.

Me, I'm waiting for a Leeds meet-up. Or possibly I could be bothered to go to York, though that's inadvisable at the moment.

York is probably in the middle of the North Sea by now.

*looks proud*
Our village was the only place left in the whole of here that still had a severe flood warning...even after York