h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No but Celine in a supermarket is worse...
*winces at the recollection of it*
But my car's alive again now

*laughs and adds a mark to the number of times her name has been mentioned*
Shhh, you're ruining the illusion of me being a real life fairy
Oh and Burns clearly can do no wrong so maybe I'm not the best person to have a discussion with as like Schumacher and Jacques I tend to be a bit biased on these subjects
*grins*
But I definitely shouldn't have wished him good luck for the season when I met him as I wished him luck for his race about five minutes before he crashed on the first lap...and he can't win now unless Gronholm doesn't finish and that's unlikely to happen.

You could always wish Gronholm good luck.

I'd have to meet him before Thursday though, it only works if I say it directly to them y'see and it's not as if I try to jinx them it just seems to happen...

....Ummm..... you ..... haven't.... wished..... Jenson good luck have you





*Bounces around muttering Paris-Dakar.... *

*groans*
Oh pants...I might have done
It normally happens straight afterwards though so there might still be hope...like Schumi crashed in front of me on the first lap and then Burns crashed opposite me on his first lap and Jacques ran off the road after several laps...

Well he has all of next season to try.

*growls*

*looks surprised at how convincing her growl almost is*

*realises that she can't type wearing thermal gloves*

*wonders whether to risk taking her gloves off and losing them for the sake of a few typos*

*looks amazed at how many entirely irrelevant thoughts she can have in such a short space of time*

*grins*

*pours *

This should warm you up a bit.

*mutters something about the over use of coffee, and that tea is much nicer....*


*'s inanely....*

Don't you have heating in your house? I find that all the transformers under my computer keep my feet nice and toastie

*drinks the cup of hot chocolate*
Coffee's alright as long as you don't know what the smileys are for and that way it tastes of cadburys chocolate

*takes off her gloves but keeps them within sight*
Thank you Menza

I have heating but not directed onto my hands...
*grins*
Mmmm Cheese Toastie

Mmmm.... *munces on some melted *

Do you get cold hands then? Mine don't ever get cold, unless I'm not wearing gloves on my bike

I don't get cold hands as I'm wearing my gloves

Fair enough.

I saw the rally highlights yesterday and I do think that Burns was unfairly moaned at. Compared to what had been going on the previous day the changing the tyre in order to run third on the road seems quite innocent and very amusing. Tommi Makkinen's jump start: discuss.

Didn't bother me, Tommi Makinen was allowed to jump the start as it meant that Marcus Gronholm didn't win and Richard Burns kept the championship lead and everything was happy and joyful...well it would have meant that had he not been unfairly disqualified...but do you see the pattern now, Makinen looses in very strange circumstances having won the title for the past...ever, and in the same year Hakkinen looses which leaves the way clear for Burns and Schumacher to take the two titles...
*tries to remember what her point was*
so errmm...well you know...it's just unfair

I though you wanted Schumi to win?

*munches *

Yes, Menza, she does, and Burns as well.

*grins*
I should employ you as my translator
but yes, see Burns was supposed to win as Schumacher did but now it's not worked...

He could still win in a differant all together impressive way, couldn't he

Let's go to Cardiff and let Didier Auriol's tyres down.