h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You'll just have to put it in a bun .

No - that's where the half-dead frogs go!

It's true - I've often been in a McDonalds burger.

It's how I died.

A tragic tale.

How nice to see Dead Frog get out and about from the museum.

You WILL tie your hair back for the interview. Won't you?

I could do... I don't have anything to tie it back with.
I could see if I could find an elastic band...

*Pouring a for Amy...*

That might be a good idea .

Cheers BS. Now that's what I call service.

*mysteriously appears out of thin air, standing on one foot and holding a stoat*

I need to work on this entrance.

*Pours for self and puts one in for Ormy should he wander by.*

Isn't the ad with the hamburger in for Bud Light not McDonalds...and it's impossible to be against a beer commercial

Hey Bluebotle you know if you're geting a job at McD's that means you'll get to steal the Happy Meal toys...which means you can get the free HotWheels Racing cars! They're so good although I do protest that they're advertised as the boy's gifts whereas the 'girls' gifts are Barbie Dolls...I mean honestly, it's like in GT News where they have Boys Toys and Girls Toys sections and all the girlie stuff is pink and doll-like whereas all the fun toys are in the boys sections...I mean would you rather play with a pink hairbrush set or a talking Buzz Light Year action figure with lasers and flashing LED's??????

*realises she's ranting and quickly quietens herself*

(Walks into the bar, gazes around with a smile)
It is SO good to be back here.
I'll have that long-awaited now, please.

*splutters into his *
Ormy! Where in the name of lots of important things have you been? Barperson, get this man several s!

Menza's not around at the minute, allow me...
*flutters over with huge stacks of 's*
Ummm Hello?

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Thanks Tinkerbell, very kind.
By the way, is there an official abbreviated form of your name? Tinkerbell takes so long to type, and I don't want to call you "TB" because that's a disease.

*wonders whether it's polite to start muttering at the 'new to her but not to anyone' else bloke, decides that possibly not but he did say the eveil letters*

Stoopid BT! Stoopid Btinternet, stoopid Bt salesman...

*realises something and cheers up*

They did ring me up the other day though to see how I was finding their service and whether I wanted to switch to BTSurftime...I think they got the message by the end of the 20 minute rant

*passes Ormondroyd another C|_| to apologise for her rude muttering*
Sorry

Good old BT, with their old-fashioned insistence on customers settling their debts.

Oh sorry, you obviously type quicker than me...or I just write more irrelevance
My name errr...
*fights the urge to be really annoyingly childish and say Je suis Napoleon*
Wumbeevil calls me Tink...but then Mr Z calls me Tb but then he also calls me many less flattering things tooUmm I'm sure you can think of something,
*realises who she's talking too*
as long as it's not derogatory to Schumi but I'm sure you'd never do that

Gaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! You did it again
*passes him a to keep him occupied whilst she types her reply*
Will you just wait a minute with your quick typing