h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You should know by now you can't out-grin a fairy EV

*flashes her biggest smile and flutters her eyelashes at Peregrin*
Mr President sir, may I suggest that if you need a president of F1 you appoint someone with the ability to predict who the world champion is likely to be...

Of course if we're doing it properly then you'll have to appoint me as I'm a Ferrari supporter

*continues wandering round unravelling fairy lights*
How long do I have to get the fairy lights ready?

*Trips over fairy lights.*

Oowww! Who put those there?

*Clears up last night's glasses.*

Well, it was quite a party.

Morning BB hair of the dog?

Thanks BS - why not?
Anything happening for you this morning?

*Pours for BB and a for self.*

No, life's pretty slow atm. Mind you, I only found this round today.

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At the moment my life consists of remembering to put out the bin, waiting for the new shopping centre to open on Thursday, and I've got a job interview with the lowest-of-the-low tomorrow.

Just smile and remember Ronald loves you .

Urm, yes.... I'd rather meet the Ham Burgler - or is he not in their adverts anymore?

Don't know, I've not actually seen any of the ads for a long time.

Has anyone seen that advert where the guy has an argument with the hamburger seller because the hamburgers don't have ham in them? Gets right on my nerves, that does. Afternoon all, please.

*Pours *
I've not seen that one, I don't get to see adverts anymore.
Whenever I try watching TV, our housemate Garfie always grabs the remote control and channel surfs during the advert break, meaning you miss about 5 minutes of the programme you wanted to watch when the adverts are over.
I'd rather just turn the volume down, talk to those around me, make everyone a cup of tea or something, but no, he has to keep watching TV and won't keep it on the channel I want it on, as I don't want to miss 5 minutes worth of it.
And despite how many times I politely ask him, he always does it.

It really annoys me.

They are having these commercials now because of the Olympics, introducing mcUSA and mcAfrica and so forth;
I was so dissappointed when they came to mcAustralia - it had NOT kangaroo-meat in them! On the other hand, I can safely continue my boycott.....

*Debates with himself whether its unseemly for a president to drink too much*

*remembers that he hasn't got a spotless image anyway*

Too bad.

*downs several s*

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I'll drink to that .

*Pours 's all round.*

I agree with Peregrin - boycott McDonalds!!!

er, haven't you applied for a job there?

Never mind, you can bring them down from the inside.

Subversive acts like forgetting to ask:

"would you like fries with that?"

I doubt I'll get the job though - my hair's probably too long.