h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hmmm, i ALWAYS take people seriously. i NEVER trust anyone, and i disbelieve everything until i see it or prove it myself. end result, i'm the weird freak you see spinning before you.
::spins around in the air::
and first you tell us not to take you seriously and then say "seriously, check out...". that counts as a oxymoron to me!

::cheers for her title as Minister of Destruction and General Evil for the UCAIRLORRR (@ A484337)::

Oxy..is that Max's bovine sister?

*grins*
I wasn't taking you seriously, it'll be fine...well I was at first and thats when I got annoyed but then I was just confused by you and that was ages ago so now I'm not...or something

*grins*
I don't trust that ever since I made the longest most waffley post and they put me down as most learned or something... I can't remember what it was exactly but I was talking completely irrelevance for about 10 pages

complete irrelevance GOOD!!!
GO TINK!!!!!!
::grabs the fairy and spins her around in the air, the shiny wings intermeshing with the black ones::

Oh yeah, the longest posts... No! I was on that one last week after trying to out wind bag Col Sellers.. Never again.
But MOST posts.. It's just within my grasp today. I've got verbal diahysteria...as Ms Mathnerd has so eloquently pointed out.
Course I could just spam a few nonsensical entries but that wooden bee Cricket. Wood it Pinochio.

::shakes head::
now i'm getting worried....
you ok john? or do we have to dunk you in a vat of a little?

oh, and no Ms. please. It's Mathnerd, that's all, nothing more and nothing less.
*in john's face*
got it?

*grins*
No you have to do it fairly

Ooh so instead of cyniscism could I do irrelevance I'm much better at that? I could do irrelevance and confusion in fact

I'm not having much luck planning my shopping...I'm just looking at the Dorothy perkins site and all the sale stuff's very obvious as to why no-one's bought it yet

*grins*
You never mentioned that I only had two less posts than you!
Right then...
*goes off in search of unanswered threads*

sure, sounds good to me darlin'.

hmm, well, we could custom design an outfit you know....

I guess...but I think I'd get carried away with glitter and then end up looking like a Christmas tree
*grins*
Did you know you're only 8 posts behind him on that info list?

hehehe, well i don't go in for stuff like that, so i'd counterbalance you.

really? well, i'm still posting for a bit, so maybe i'll catch up. and considering that i'm limited to two hours a day, that's not bad....

She fifth last time I looked. But don't tell her.

So if I spray glitter all over one of my black dresses then that'd work...although maybe you should spray the glitter as that might be safer

*grins*
I have the same number of posts as you now
*grins*
But I'm going now so you'll get to be first on the list after all

Damn! I was just going to be really gallant and let you guys, uh girls, fight it out.

perhaps... we'll see

and feel free to drop by my space, and we'll work on the dress. black is good!

hey john, what kind of net connection do you have?
i'm just curious as to what's out there

Cable. P3. 28 gig.
What's a thermite?
(it's on your homepage)

cool.

thermite? oh, it's an explosive. pretty cool. if you have about a quarter-sized piece, and light it, you can burn a hole through a car hood. it's neat stuff!

oh, and i'm ahead of you.

for being on a 56K modem and limited to 2 hours a day, that's not bad at all.