h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well it just seemed to end up too high...maybe our carrier bags were too small or maybe we should try again when we can concentrate more effectively instead of collapse giggling
I wonder if I should get a recommended carrierbag...

*Looks worried...*



Surely a carrier bag wouldn't really do much for your figure...

And the writer of the article was male...

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*looks supicious*
Male??? Really???
Was this all a scam to see how many foolish people would actually attempt to make it?
*starts to protest*
It wasn't just me, we both thought it seemed like a good idea at the time...
*grins*
Aaah well, it provided amusement, at least I didn't register an offical complaint

I don't know - but it may have explained why the proportions were a little out...
But I don't think that there's anything wrong with the theory of making bras put of plastic bags - perhaps you should see if you can find the right bag and right construction method and prove that it can work.

Or try it without that many clothes on - if you are wearing coat, thick jumper etc. then you can't expect it to work...

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Actually it would suggest why it didn't fit and I nearly had my arm severed by a pair of scissors
See we thought that maybe we needed a longer bag but I'm not sure who makes really long bags which is why we decided that we were just doing it wrong and should give it up... but now I have a new mission to find a bag which works!

Hmmm.......

..... I doubt my sister would appreciate me showing her how to make one somehow.....

*starts wondering if he walked through a door marked "sureal"*

*Point to the door, where big "SUREAL" sign hangs"



Here, join me in a ....

*Passes Menz' a glass of bewilderment *

Why would you need to be showing your sister how to make a plastic bra? Could she not make one herself...

And it's not surreal at 3am in the morning it was a matter of great importance, particularly as the scissors were very sharp and I had my new and bestest top on which came very close to being shredded
*wonders if theres perhaps a moral in this somewhere*

Well.... if she read the article.....

Hmm... The Moral being, never wave sharp scissors at nice tops

Oh I seee...well surely she could make one on her own?
*thinks*
Although there were two of us trying to understand and we couldn't cope...

Or it could be never try and follow overly complex instructions at 3am

Probably more likely....

*finally finds source of thread of this conversation and falls off chair laughing*

Well we cheered someone up.

And that's the main thing.

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I still haven't read that article though.

You can read the article here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A450587
and see a picture of someone wearing a plastic bag bra here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A465455

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So.... have you tried making one then BB?

Havign seemingly been the only person stupid enought to attempt it may I suggest not