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*finishes off his like a cheese*

*downs the rest of his like a cat wouldn't*

Thanks, Tinkerbell, but I think I'll miss out on that very attractive bib.

*tidies away the empties*

*needs a *

*wonders if he wants a so he can swim too*

Aaaw spoilsport Bagpuss...I picked out the prettiest one I could find for you

*pours and *

here you both go.

*downs the *

*faints*

Wimp, it wasn't even as if that was The Fuel.

*shakes her head*
Illegal consumption of alcohol...Menza
But it's ok as I'll drink the rest of his order...
*takes up the 's and drinks them in an unfairy like manner*
Mmmm

*wakes up on Mars*

WHAT THE HECK??

*promises to self that he will never get drinks from the F&F again as he searches for a spaceship*

~A large band of demons enter and help themselves to everything behind the bar. Then begin to throw glasses at people~

Aargh. It's coming to something when you can't enjoy a quiet pint in here. Together with these guys and the superhero battle over on c|_|41, it's a right pain. I'm off to the snug: http://www.h2g2.com/F24306?thread=87748&post=713770

*gets out strange shaped whistle with a tentacle motif*

Don't make me use this.

*wonders what on earth is going on, fetches her pet who promptly scares all the demons away before sitting down and quietly eating a slice of *
Good monster

Oh well, saved the Tentacle from bothering.

Tentacle?
*looks confused and eats some of cake*
I've missed all this as I got shooed out of the thread by EV...
*grins*
snubbed and rejected I was

He probably only did it for your own protection.

...Kicked to the curb, abandoned

You don't seem to unhappy about it.

I'm distraught, the grinning is just a mask to cover up the true pain inflicted