h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've never been sure about exploding chocolate.

I've never been sure about exploding chocolate.

Quite..... it's all very worrying

*stands making crackling noises in the corner*
I haven't a clue what you mean...
*starts giggling again*

*experiments with explosive chocolate...... gives up and just eats it....*

*grins and waits for the crackling noise*
Oh wait though, I found these in Morrisons the other day...
*passes him a Wonka Whizzy stick which are very similar to 'Matchmakers' but nice as long as you get the side which don't have strawberry flavoured chocolate in*

*Stares at the Wonka Whizzy stick for a long time...... eventually pokes it with a spoon...... *

Hmmm ... Looks dangerous

*grins*
You know I have the image of my cat batting at a leaf on the grass ready to pounce on it
*snaps the whizzy stick in two and munches on half of it*
Perfectly safe see...
*goes over to Fish and crackles in his ear*
There's more popping candy in these too...

*grabs a can of coke and the other half of the whizzy stick*

Stand back, I'm not afraid to use these.

*leaps across the room grabs the Whizzy stick and eats it quickly*
Umm...I did it for your own safety?
*crackles*
hehehehehehe

No fair.

*drinks coke instead*

Sorry...but I've steadily consumed all my emergency chocolate supplies now so I needed more and you have chocolate biscuits you told me so...

*offers him the strawberry flavuor whizzy sticks*
Umm...you could have these but I wouldn't recommend it?

I'm not eating anything at the moment.

Oh why not are you alright? If it's any consolation I'm making up for it by eating any chocolate/sweet food insight.

My tooth fell apart.

*gives sympathy*
Sorry...on the birght side it could be worse?

*gives sympathy*
Sorry...or possibly on the 'bright' side it could be worse?

At least it doesn't hurt, but it does mean I have to go to the dentist.

Well not hurting is good, dentist is less good but it still could be worse
*gives more sympathy*

That reminds me - I have to go to the dentist sometime too. One of the teeth in top back right part of my mouth split in half in the summer, but my dentist lives across the water from me.

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