h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Laugh and the world laughs with you,
Cry and the world laughs at you."

Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 12 to smile, but only 4 to punch the person who tells you.

That's the World for you. Never liked it myself.

Have we finished with the one liners now?

I never started, it's all far too complex for me

*grins, looks at Peregrin and starts giggling*
So is me laughing helping you to feel happier with the world?

And if you need a good laugh, read todays recommended article.

A good laugh? Are you some kind of sado-machocist?

No, just someone who hasn't done that for a very long time.

*sits giggling*
Oh what fun it is to be female
*looks innocent*
Sorry, I do assume you're talking about the banana toast article...

Ha ha, you have the childbirth part instead

All we get is the zip thing and the nostril hair removing thing. Both painful but nothing in comparison (or so I've heard )

Thankyou, Tink. People Don't Put Me Out These Days.
The Chandelier Is Acctually The Ship's Control System.

So, Peregrin, whom do you know that was in a position to make the comparison?

Erm... a slug. They change sex every now and then

What would a slug know about the nose hair thing?

Well, have you ever seen a slug with long nose hair? I haven't. So they must remove it very efficiently.

Or just not grow any in the first place.

*looks amazed*
Do slugs have little trousers? Like jeans and stuff??? Oooh

Yes, what else would they wear holes in when they're teens?

Though I imagine they're not that into trainers, only having one foot.

Is it a left foot or a right foot?