h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

From my experience of meeting people previously met on the net, it's probably nothing like you expect.

I don't know - I thought Menza@@e looked pretty much like how I expected him too...

Oh. Well Amy looked nowt like I was expecting.

*considers many possible responses then decides on her eveil grinning face as she's had most practice*
So Bagpuss...you know how BB said that he expected me to have a nice innocent face so surgery wasn't necessary? And you know how you then followed that with the fact that most people don't look how you expect them too?
*grins using her grinny face*
Hmmm
*passes over shovel and some Fruit Pastilles as digging holes requires energy*
hehehehe...I don't think I'm too good at eveilness either I can't keep a straight face
*grins again*

Can I Have An Orange One?

Pleeeeaaaase ?

*grins at Volrath*
Aaaw thanks Volrath, course you can have a Fruit Pastille but you know you could have just took one as I don't like the orange ones anyway
*passes Volrath the Fruit Pastilles and goes back to grinning at Bagpuss*

You are very grinny today Tink.

*grins*
Motorshow

Lucky.

And the grins go on.

The All Seeing I song "The Beat Goes On" is now running through my head.

I'd start making excuses to Tinkerbell, but she's too busy grinning. Suffice to say that that interpretation of my comments wasn't the one I intended.

"The grins keep pounding a rhythm through my brain, la di da di dee, la di da di daaa..."
Course I'm still grinning, you don't honestly think that having met Jenson on Tuesday I'd have stopped grinning by Sunday
*grins at Bagpuss having offered an alternative song to be annoyed with*
Aaaw you didn't even try to dig

I rather like Beat Goes On.

Do you know I put "Cognoscenti vs Intelligensi" on the Brickies jukebox last night and they went and cut it off halfway through. Gits. And there was no guest beer,

*shudders in silent horror*

*wonders whether he was shuddering at the horrendous song or the lack of beer*

I haven't decided yet.

I'd go with the song

I don't know, no guest beer is fairly bad.

But the hamsters?