h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

21 September, 2012. That's a good date. and Menza might have some dried ones in the kitchen.

Oh, you mean the other sort? Ah, well, I'm up for most things but dead guys? Eeurghhh! But then again perhaps you don't fancy ants either.

That would depend on if you had wings or not?

Hello. Guess what, I'm not in Hell anymore!
I'd like to take someone to my first party at
http://www.h2g2.com/A41397
who wants to come?

I certainly don't mind dating an ant or any other insect. But no spiders, they give me the creaps.

I do not have wings. This is all explained on page http://www.h2g2.com/A389577 where there are pictures of me naked.

I'll be along to the party later on. I must get something to eat first.

I love Pharoah ants.
Has Peregrin told you about the ants on our steps in the garden? The black ants and red ants are at eternal war... Reminds me of the planets Fire & Water in Lexx.

that was a play wasnt it?? 'The Insect Play'? the red ants against the black ants, and at the end the chrysalid becomes a butterfly but is killed by the war occurring around her....

How sad.

*cries into pineapple juice*

ah well, I'll leave you all wondering who wrote it aas i cant remember right now....

I'm off to the land of nod... night all!

Goodnight, FC.

*Just had a look at Amy's pictures*

Welcome back, Mr I. I suppose I can now dispose of the jar of dust behind the bar in the 37 incarnation of F&F?
Hmm. 36 looks much the same. How confusing! I need a drink to help resolve this.

You kept my ashes? ew. Burry that stuff and put me to use feeding the worms.

*Sticks head in from 37*
Oh you're over here. What's going on? I'm confused. I must be at the wrong end of the bar again I'm going back, cos I have a whole bottle of Laphroaig 15yo to myself
*withdraws head back to 37*

Well, I couldn't leave 'em all over the bar, after you vanished in a puff of smoke, so i put them in an empty pickle jar. Gosg - I hope they haven't sold any ploughman's lunches in the last week!

What are the keys to a good party? I would like to have a bunch of people come to mine but I don't want to bore them all away.
Are there any party games people would enjoy? They seem to like dancing and drinking. maybe a game with that...

hey Mr I why not come over to c|_|37, and I;ll tell you a game. http://www.h2g2.com/F24306?thread=68483

And this one is stiill going strong too.

Almost at the 1000 mark.

Anyone for a ?

just over a hundred to go... I think i will grab another if only to keep me going for the next few posts or so....

Wow, I didn't realise there were still people in here...very impressed

Btw, what happens when you get to a 1000, are there fireworks, music, cake and dancing or just the smug knowledge that you've got to a 1000 posts?

I think its the smug knowledge thing.