h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll go for post 900 just to practise my smugness.

Bugger, beaten to the post. But at least it was by a fellow physicist.

Well don't say I didn't put in my two s/c/sc/ents... *pull out two "posts two pennies, two posts (525984 & 526035), a bottle of Egoiste and one of Champange (not the drink f**l)*

Beer please *sits quietly reading "Cryptonomicon" while waiting for 1000....

I couldn't believe it actually posted in time! Whats the next milestone, 950?

Another please...
*reads quietly wondering how many beers it would take to reach 1,000,000 *...

Another one down - not too many posts to go.
A beer please?

*Whispering to Kes in absolute secrecy*
Haven't you heard, the forum has become conscious of itself and will never let itself end... wilfully
Another please.

*Duranged and dangerous looking*
Why aren't you waiting in the car??? I know you know what I knew when you knew that I knew what you now know when it was known that I now know what I should not know... don't jest with me...!!!

*lOOKING AROUND LIKE A NUTTER*
-I dare you to step over this line.. I just dare you...
*Draws an imaginary line in the imaginary sand..!!!!

*Kes turns just a little bit sideways ... and was never here. Must've been in 37 all the time.*

*Get back here - where is my sand!!!!! Thinks this then says*,
So, Hi Kes how are you today?
-Jim

*Can't under stand why noone is anywhere to be seen*

So Barkeeper have you seen my order of heavy artillery... I know they don't know what I need here... and where is my J&T...

*Everyone isgetting VERY worrysome especially Jin's other halves*
-Where IS MY GUN????

-I'm pack w/ explosicves and need a drink.... NOW!!!

*A sniper focuses in o Jin's thorax,
Jin thinks, 'I know there after me...'*

Gos I feel so good and useful moving things along totally and commpletely ww/out any inner meaning... I mean 1G here I come.. let's go...... Does anyone here know how to perform a FULL Frontal... I just can't afford the Meds anymore... that's the sorry truth .

-Jin

Hmmm... 914.

Hmmm...915

I don't think Jin quite understands the idea of taking it to a 1000 posts you know, he seems to have got the idea he has to post all of them himself...maybe someone should tell him?

Evening all.

When you say all...
Aaah well, two hours late but Hi Menza!

Here's my contirbution. But 37 is catching up fast. Will we have to have a Forum Race (dramatic music)?

That would be novel but I still think this one will get there first...oh wait I interrupted the other conversation as well... yeah I win

*Excited 180 Darts voice*
Nine hundred and twenty!
Well, one of us will get there, and when we do, we'll have another 200 posts or so drinking to celebrate it that we'll feel we may as well go for 2,000.