A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jun 20, 2000
I did consider fetching the fish fingers but
(a) that would have been in poor taste in the circumstances
and
(b) they were well past their sell-by date.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 20, 2000
They're frozen, it doesn't matter.
*thinks: why did she have to mention that? I'll never sell them now.*
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Demon Drawer Posted Jun 20, 2000
Hey if drink are on football can I have 2 no 3 
please. 
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jun 21, 2000
Not that you will probably ever see this DD... but congrats on the promotion
*fits in a quick 
before he goes*
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Necro (Patron Daemon of Patron Saints) Posted Jun 21, 2000
That was uncalled for, DD. You evil, evil, evil person.
Still, I'll ignore it this once.
One and a 
chaser, please barman.
Necro
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 21, 2000
Is this a good place to deposit English football team jokes, or am I liable to get thrown out?
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jun 21, 2000
Well you are fairly safe talking to me anyway
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 21, 2000
Okay, I'll risk it...
Why aren't the England players allowed to have dogs?
Because they can't hold on to a lead.
*ducks for cover*
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J'au-æmne Posted Jun 21, 2000
*is glad she doesn't like football*
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 21, 2000
What does the English Football Team and Cinderella have in common?
They keep running away from the ball.
for me, I think.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 21, 2000
Apparently they were going to bring out a special Oxo cube to mark England's success, but they couldn't get the recipe right - it kept crumbling in the box...
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J'au-æmne Posted Jun 21, 2000
for me, please.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 21, 2000
Evening all... I've shortened the subject line to just the important bit, hope nobody minds... 
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Jun 21, 2000
I don't think I want to be a cat anymore.
*turns into the most beautiful woman ever seen on earth*
Yeah, that's better.
I don't know any football jokes, the Austrian team is that bad no-one talks about it.
Anyway, could I have a , please?
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Demon Drawer Posted Jun 21, 2000
How many English players does it take to stop a rout?
We have no idea the answer has yet to be worked out.
A for this Irishman.
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jun 21, 2000
Evening everyone. please, bartender.
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jun 21, 2000
(_) please.
the report is coming along slowly.
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jun 21, 2000
Did you enjoy yourself at Foxlease, Ændr?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 21, 2000
That's all the England jokes I know. Another please.
Key: Complain about this post
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- 101: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jun 20, 2000)
- 102: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 20, 2000)
- 103: Demon Drawer (Jun 20, 2000)
- 104: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jun 21, 2000)
- 105: Necro (Patron Daemon of Patron Saints) (Jun 21, 2000)
- 106: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 21, 2000)
- 107: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jun 21, 2000)
- 108: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 21, 2000)
- 109: J'au-æmne (Jun 21, 2000)
- 110: Bluebottle (Jun 21, 2000)
- 111: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 21, 2000)
- 112: J'au-æmne (Jun 21, 2000)
- 113: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 21, 2000)
- 114: Menza (Jun 21, 2000)
- 115: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Jun 21, 2000)
- 116: Demon Drawer (Jun 21, 2000)
- 117: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jun 21, 2000)
- 118: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jun 21, 2000)
- 119: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jun 21, 2000)
- 120: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 21, 2000)
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