h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's okay Hannah - I quite understand.
Can I have a please?

And can I have a \/

~gives you all an evil stare~

>EL>

*pours and \/*

Here you both go.

That's a very good evil stare. Do you have to practise a lot or is it a natural talent?

*Pours *

Sorry, I didn't see you there.

I am evil. All my stares are naturally evil.

~glowers at you & blows menacing-looking bubbles~

~starts on \/~

That's OK. Your view was obscured by this fish.

Cheers \/

*hopes that was the right combination of keys strokes*

You are an Alabaster person - I can tell.

How can you tell alabaster entities from gooey ones, BB?

BB can everything, don't you know that?
*practicing evil grins at a in a glas*
* seems very worried about his future*

~gives Hannah an evil look, and then transfers it to BB~

>EL>

*turns into stone immediately after that look*
poor me, first I turn into a cat and now into stone.

Simple - if Evil Leazes is as evil as Evil Leazes claims, it HAS to be an alabaster person as alabaster makes it look like a is drowning with no blue water around it. Only an evil would use alabaster, and if Evil Leazes doesn't use alabaster, he can't be evil.
So therefore if he is evil he uses alabaster and if he doesn't, he's a fake.

See
http://www.h2g2.com/A359138

That all makes perfect sense
(_) please, before I head back to the report. Just came back home to eat and shower, then it will be more writing... telnetwise this time.

Oh dear, I use alabaster because it is a better designed interface (trust me, I'm nearly a doctor) and because the graphic of ME looks better in alabaster (but that's because I couldn't be bothered to refine the selection of me before making the background transparent).

*decides being a statue is boring, goes over to the bar, gets some vodka*
*after that, she decides to be a statue again*
*thinks she must look very stupid*
*stops being a statue again*
*falls asleep*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Another for me and a for Hannah for when she wakes up. What is the time difference between Austria and the UK?

*props Hannah up at the bar*

You are always one hour behind
All that turning into things made me tired.

I am evil. I use Alabaster. As does Leazes, sometimes, I saw him.

~glares at Amy the Ant~

An hour ahead, probably...

*gives one of her best stares at Evil Leazes who explodes in a shower of sparks, scales and bits of fried fish*

Um. I must turn the power down on that stare.