h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oops. Dyslexia strikes again!!

Afternoon all EV are you going to drench me again if I light-up ?

I'll have a of Grumpfuttocks whilst you're behind the bar BB

*Pours a for BS. *
If he does, you can still go to the Swimming Pool at
http://www.h2g2.com/A358823 and soak him back - and now you can even have an Ice-cream!!!!
Go on - the more who go the merrier. Do ants like swimming and water slides?

They love 'em.

|_b Cheers BB

Hi Amy, glad to see you're enjoying yourself and settling in

Thanks for the welcome. I'm having fun

Well Amy, hope to see you there then! And BS - you are so right - it is so good to see someone new settle in. Not that it's hard to!

I seem to have spent all my lunchtime here. I had better dash up to the refectory before the physicists eat everything.

Good idea, and don't worry, there are always plenty of here waiting.
See ya!

That's the sort of thing I like to hear.

*downs *

Me too

I prefer to hear people say "My round!"

Hi guys, and gals Sorry I've been away so long, but what with getting a job, organising a wedding...
But now I've got unmetered access I'm Back!!

So, where was I? All this typing's making me thirsty. A if you would be so kind?


I take it you've all seen the list of Drinkies in the Post article this week?

*Pours for Pasty*
How's the wedding organising going?
*And the post article is at:
http://www.h2g2.com/a359697
and is DEFINATELY worth a read!*

Is anyone still serving? I have an exam tomorrow and am in need of a drink . . . purely to settle the nerves you understand
Where's Amy gone, my kitchen is overun by ants and they won't leave they just sit and munch on stuff, how do I remove them to a less annoying place, I've tried jam and marmalade and many sweet things but they just persist in munching . . .
better make that a double!

*pours |_|*

Here you go.

Thankyou, most kind
To reciprocate the kindness how do you fancy playing at writing some English Lit essays tomorrow afternoon? It'll be much fun for you it's just like sleeping lions only instead of lying quiet for as long as possible you have to sit quiet and write for as long as possible? It'll be great I promise you

Sorry, I have to start packing all my personal possesions into cardboard boxes. Thanks for the offer though.

I'v got to go out for food now, I should be back later.

Hi Tinkerbell, mines a , thank you. The kindest way to make ants relocate is to remove their food source. Study them, where do their trails lead? When did you last clean that cupboard?

Try [Broken link removed by Moderator]

Or you could just learn to love ants

Hello everyone, any chance of a (_) at any point?

Hi Ændr

I really must try and remember the code for typing your name,rather than this teadous cut and paste stuff

One, (_) for you, one c(_) for me, cheers!
How're the cakes?

Going back up the forum, the wedding plans are going fine thanks Everything is booked, almost everything is paid for. I have just had a friend cancel, which is annoying as the meal's already been paid for. But then again she's a very fussy eater so it's probably for the best. But that now makes it four people that have said they were definatly coming, only to drop out. I'm just wondering how many more are going to change their minds, or have other things crop up.