h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Been having every day at work this week...been rather ill today, actually

Really? I never knew that... why is it as in vibrating?

*grins at JwF*
Hello!

Da Silva do you have 8 women chasing you??? Wow!

*munches chocolate*
You didn't mean I was supposed to be doing astrophysics did you?
Me!

oh and we need to stop talking about Maralyn Munroes arse as it's depressing me!

I thought it had changed by Freudian Slip into Marilyn Manson (nice boy)

Um, not quite that many Tink - 4 ladyfolk, after an 8 year drought...except...no, not saying

What's so depressing about Marilyn Monroe's arse? It's no use to anyone now, she's been dead for 40 years...

I like Maralyn Manson, he's greatly misunderstood, he wears slippers just like the rest of us...

Except? oooooh you have to say now! The fact that you half did suggests you want to so now you have to!!!

Whats so depressing about it? Well the whole pertness of it I guess? How she manages to look so attractive and whilst she was the same size as me she was gorgeously modely type and I just end up as fat... It's my generic rant about unrealistic standards for women, don't worry about it or I'll start quoting statistics about Miss World contestants

Please don't...

Here, have a instead.

A glass of port, I don't mind if I do!

I've seen Mr.Manson twice now...not exactly original but the first time it's all been brought together in the same package, tunes are quite Bowie-esque at times, actually quite an intelligent guy if you've seen "Bowling for Columbine"...I'd not heard his stuff before seeing him live and I liked it cos I could make the lyrics out

*laughs*
Well I think he's fantastic, as I say he's greatly misunderstood, he's just been scapegoated for lots as governments can't admit that theres actually an intrinsic problem with the social system and idealised youth cultures which the vast majority of people can't fit into...

See now would you prefer the "blond cheerleader" speech or the "does my bum look big in this" speech? They'll bth evolve to the same thing though I suspect

I never said I didn't like him

Hang on, aren't we getting OT here?

Nah

*grins*
I can link this back to love easily?
Love is like listening to a gloriously loud Maralyn Manson song on a gloomy autumn day, cheers you up no end! See, works well? Ooh actually you culd even substitute Maralyyn Manson with Kylie Minogue which I suspect is the first time tats ever been said!

I'm sorry but I just can't picture Kylie wearing anything that revealing, except maybe in a heavily Photoshopped issue of the Sport

Really? You've clearly never seen her tour!

I've seen the photos of them...but I _have_ seen MM's tour...going out on the NEC Arena stage dressed in nothing but liquid latex, he'll catch his undeath, poor Brian

*finds the mental image that generates deeply disturbing...*

When daSilva said 'MM's tour' I thought he meant Martine McCutcheon!

*finds the mental image that generates somewhat disturbing too ...*

Sorry - my tastes in music aren't exactly fashionable

*shudders at the thought of Martine in a liquid latex outfit*

When Abi said "MM's tour" I automatically thought of .

Which did you think of?

Milky Mars?

Mit Mat?

Moffee Mrisp?

or, my personal favourite - Mouble Mecker?

Oh, you know... those little chocolate drops in brightly coloured crispy shells. What are they called again?

Oh yes - Smarties.