h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He skates and huss-les doesn't he?

Oi! Bad puns are my speciality. Stop musseling in.

It's ok that last one was just a red herring I've run out now...

Perch on the side of this conversation, Tinkerbell, and see if you can read my whiting.

I'm not going to rise to the bait. I'll just kipper low profile for now.

Eel be going home now to the boyf's plaice.


(Psst Tinkerbell - second one down on http://www.horsequest.co.uk/DrivingAdults.htm)

*sniggers*
Wow it's me!!! I ahve my own pony
Sorry guys I can't think of any more fish

The fish jokes are over at last! It's like a bream come true.

*exit stage left*

I ahve no evidence to suggest a bream is a fishk so I just have to go at you

Omigod yuck!
There's fairy bleh getting all over everything.
The river of love will be polluted.




~jwf~

*runs after jwf going *

Hmmmmn...unfamiliar ceilings

*grins* ?

I'm keeping a low profile in here as so far my has been moderated despite the fact it breasks the final sacred house rule!

And the final rule is?

(Please excuse, I have been away for a while)

The final rule is: no going .

Hello dS, how are you?

It's a long story...even involved hospitals and drips and things at one point...a little horse tells me you've gone back to self moderation again so I thought I'd give the Big Brother Corporation(1) the benefit of the doubt and have a look see









(1) Or as you know it, the BBC (There, that's my Spike Milligan tribute done and dusted )

the final rule is indeed no going
And yes we're back to self moderation or else my spitting would have gone by now..

Did the no rule only apply to the fairie folk? (Boy, am I ever out of touch )

Nah it's always been the final rule... there are rules which only apply to fairy folk but they involve stuff like "though shalt eat and whenever there's a d in the day"

So, when do the rules allow the rest of us, the elves, the trolls, the hobbits to eat cake?