h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But whyever not???

It would kill the mould.

not at all we are at peace and do not try to kill each other, hardly at all.

Does it act as a good penicillin substitute when you get infections???

Probably not, penicillin doesn't work too well these days.

Indeed, all those super-bugs, even germs are like the school wimp, bully it long enough and eventually it fights back...

I just found something I am sure was once a salad, but now is several different molds living in the same bowl. It had been secretly hiding for weeks.

Mould and love, whatever next....
~/o My love, my love, my love, my love, is a Supernatural Ting...~/o
-B-

I'm not adding anyting (Jamacian)..

I'm just watching..

I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round...

If you insist.

I think love is like mould. Sometimes it can be found in odd places, and is always a surprise.

LOL

Does that metaphor extend to the bedroom? 'Oh darling, it was like making love to a...' no it doesn't bear thinking about

*goes red and tries to blank his mind of the disturbing images of attractive female scientists and agar dishes entering the mind*

I actually believe you can apply almost every metaphor to almost every subject (our little heads always manage to relate two things).
This implies on the one hand that no metaphor can pretend to be accurate but on the other hand that the more metaphors you make, the more webs you have to catch reality. (with all the advantages and disadvantages of webs (was that a metaphor?))

As for love....

Pardon??? And as for love, well I'd love a drink

I'd love a drink and an agar dish

there's a fundamental problem in the syntax of your language:
the "would" in "I'd love a drink" destroys everything.
I'd rather say: "I love an agar dish"
Of course I'm not a bacterian colony....

Love of agar dishes? Kinky...

What wrong with an agar dish?