A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
McKay The Disorganised Posted Jan 30, 2005
McKay The Disorganised Posted Nov 21, 2006
* In a darkened room a section of the floor rises and a figure appears from the deeper darkness below. *
* The little light penetrating the over-grown holly tree by the window, shows a haggard figure, coughing in the dust, searching behind the wooden counter that serves as a bar. Suddenly a nimbus of light throws the face into relief, and a stub of candle is lit. *
* Now he has illumination the figure seems surer and moves to a corner of the bar and opens a cabinet on the wall. A switch is thrown, a flourescent light stutters into life, revealing a congealing bowl of black and white mints on the bar. *
* The figure scurries out and looks up the chimmney - its blocked. He smiles and nods, a glass is taken from below the bar and introduced to an optic, a dark brown liquid runs into the glass, and then from the glass to a waiting mouth. *
* Standing in the centre of the room he looks at the dust that lies everywhere, and shakes his head. *
I thought EV said he'd get his missus to keep this place tidy.
Bluebottle Posted Dec 8, 2009
I expect that's the reason it still is a mess...
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jan 5, 2010
What's that lump under the rug?
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jan 6, 2010
McKay The Disorganised Posted Jan 31, 2010
I see - the beer pump has seized, the lager chiller has shorted out, the whiskey has evaporated, I've drunk all the cider, and you want to know where I've emptied the ashtrays ?
Get your priorities sorted. And if you must know I put them into the spitoon.
Is it OK to eat green pork scratchings ?
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