A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jan 6, 2000
Nothing wrong with physics students. I'm sure Joanna will back me up on that.
It's a *proper* science. You know, the kind you can use to give something 3 extra legs and then blow it up.
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jan 6, 2000
*door opens with a deafening creak to reveal the silhouette of a tall (well, almost), dark stranger in a riding coat*
*he strides slowly towards the bar, wind and snow billowing around him, his footsteps echoing on the floorboards (sorry, is it carpeted in here?)*
Ahem.....anyone miss me?
*As the pregnant pause swells to the point of embarassment, he decides that it might have been wiser to make his entrance when the pub was open*
Ah.
My usual then, kind barkeep.
Er, hello?
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jan 6, 2000
I don't think I have ever done either of those two things.
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J'au-æmne Posted Jan 6, 2000
Hi everyone, a 
please Menza.
Theres no doubt about it, Physics students are a *Good Thing*. 
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BluesSlider Posted Jan 6, 2000
*Raising head from table*
Can someone explain to a beginner how to cope with the spatio-temporal distortion effect of conducting conversations which incorporate potentially several hours between statement and response?
* As his head slides back towards the table BS is heard muttering...*
Maybe I need a psychologist rather than a physicist.....
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jan 6, 2000
My dear Menza! Accident with knee-high cutting implements of some description? You appear to be rather shorter than I remember. I can barely see you over the bar.
*knocks back the usual with the thirst of a dehydrated dromedary*
What's that HM then? Looks rather wicked from here. Is the foam meant to eat through the rim of the glass?
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jan 6, 2000
Well, my |_| is finished and so has gone
..o
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may I have another please?
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jan 6, 2000
Ah ha.. Menza.. Glad I caught you in..
This do ya?
And ...ohh .. I just don't know what I'll have tonight.. Surprise me 
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jan 6, 2000
hmm..dunno if that was a surprise or not. But Hell, it's a double Vodka so who am I to quibble?
Thanks! Can I have a nice [pint of Old Thumper for a chaser plesaes.. and a word with you about setting up an outside bar at a beach....
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Menza Posted Jan 6, 2000
I'll have to have a word with Bluebottle about that.
*hands over a c(_)*
But I don't think he will have a problem with it.
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Gwennie Posted Jan 7, 2000
Yawn! I've been snoozing again..... What's been going on? Which beach is that then? Any one in particular?
Do you do coffee, please?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 7, 2000
*rustles paper while sitting in the corner observing*
A Pint and a Plug
Mustapha Posted Jan 7, 2000
Yeah, "Irish".
If you're looking for something crazy to do while under the influence, why not drop by the newly-founded H2G2 Historical Society?
http://www.h2g2.com/A240058
It beats joining the Merchant Marines!
A Pint and a Plug
Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jan 7, 2000
Well.. the beach.. It's like this, it's sandy, there is sea, there is some kind of sport going on but I am just into sitting on my towel and catching the rays, the zeds and the beers.
I have been encouraged to strip, something to do with sharks.. not sure what...
So all in all quite exciting for a day of fun!
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- 281: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Jan 6, 2000)
- 282: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jan 6, 2000)
- 283: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jan 6, 2000)
- 284: Menza (Jan 6, 2000)
- 285: J'au-æmne (Jan 6, 2000)
- 286: BluesSlider (Jan 6, 2000)
- 287: Menza (Jan 6, 2000)
- 288: J'au-æmne (Jan 6, 2000)
- 289: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jan 6, 2000)
- 290: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jan 6, 2000)
- 291: Menza (Jan 6, 2000)
- 292: Fate Amenable To Change (Jan 6, 2000)
- 293: Menza (Jan 6, 2000)
- 294: Fate Amenable To Change (Jan 6, 2000)
- 295: Menza (Jan 6, 2000)
- 296: Gwennie (Jan 7, 2000)
- 297: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 7, 2000)
- 298: Mustapha (Jan 7, 2000)
- 299: Fate Amenable To Change (Jan 7, 2000)
- 300: J'au-æmne (Jan 7, 2000)
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