h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Evening... where's Menzy when you need him? Looks like I'll have to do the honours...
*pours a for Joanna and one for himself*
I'm very well, how are you?

Thanks
I'm theoretically well, just suffering from pre-emptive homesickness, and threat-of-exam-itis.

I've finished all mine, forever. Ahahahahahahahaha. I hope .

my solution is to develop some patience, and a memroy to keep track. don't try too many at once, either.

S'cuse me...... wot be a "memroy"? Can I get one from somewhere?

How about in the bottom of your glass.

i thought people more like to lose them there, not find them?

one ginger ale please, Menza

Can I have a ginger-ale too, please?
Haven't had one in ages

*hands out 2 |_|*

Good evening, anything else?

some pistachio nuts?

Just so long as you keep the shells where I can se them.

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Thanks.

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would you like one?

where did the fish come from?

*Carefully avoiding the fish flopping about on the floor BS casts an eye along the bar*

Good evening Menza, can you recommend anything from the fine array of hand-pumps on display?

The Grumpfuttocks special is quite good.

Is thrown in through the window

That's funny, this usually happens the other way 'round.
Anyway menz, could you mix a bucket of pan-galactic gargle blaster for an improbably depressed robot, although I doubt it will help...

and a round of |_Þ on me.

A pint of Grumpfuttocks special it is then. Not a brew I'm familiar with but as they say 'nothing ventured....'

*passes a over*

And here is the bucket, good luck.

thankyou

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