h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Kitty wonders if this is food or a plaything - the long stringy bits look like wool, which is great for tangling, but it smells like meat. Kitty decides to like the meaty bits off and then entangles Tinkerbell in the spaghetti while enjoying her tickles and scritches.*
prrrrrr!

*Kitty notices a typo in his last train of thought. Huge paws are not exactly designed for typing, though. Anyway, he meant lick, not like.*

Tink, it's true. Although on H2G2 I invented the smiley, in real life I'm T-Total. But I do drink. This week I have mainly been drinking irn-bru, milk, vimto, citrus vimto, and I have a soda-stream with 11 different flavours to chose from.

<BB<

I used to wonder why they didn't do -flavoured SodaStream concentrate.

Then I realised people would just drink it neat and get very, very .

depends if it was just flavour or including the alcohol, which is probably illegal to sell for drinking at such concentrations or something similar.

Dunno, they sell absinthe in Tesco's now...
*giggles at and notices a smilie which is missing on here*

A Kylie smilie? Hmmmm.

See! How fantastic would that be? And they couldn't say it was just me who wanted one! Wonders whether to use a Fisher price tagline to see if she'd get sued for copyright infringement... do you know american express have copyrighted the phrase "long live dreams"

Merry Christmas people
*disappears off home*

Merry Christmas Ændr! *waves*

Tink, why don't you try it and see? It'll be fine unless someone yikeses it.

*hovers mouse pointer over yikes button just in case*

*appears for a post-Christmas...

bounce I have TWO optical cordless - one from my boyfriend and a better one from my brother... I know I have two hands, but I only have one computer!

bounce my boyfriend wants his mouse back to use himself and will buy me some other shiny geeky toy and I get to keep the superdooper one with the strange French plug (my brother lives in France) and an adapter plug

bounce I have a car!!!!!! (my test is in Jan) [super present though] [second hand, my mother's cast off, I might add, but in really good nick - two careful lady drivers]

grrr the mains turned itself off while we were away and the entire contents of our freezer melted and became unsafe to eat*

*cheers* (_)

I'd say 3 s to 1 was a pretty good success rate.

F'r eezer jolly good fellow ...

Pass a pint.

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*pours *
Hmmm
*drinks *

Just testing.
*pours another *
*passes to BB*

How are you, sir?

And now my father's in hospital with stroke + high blood pressure + geriatric diabetes and my house is at risk of flooding and to get to work, the bus is taking major detours around the floods (at least it's still going) and my thesis is not increasing at the moment and I can't seem to practise driving without panicking (lessons are okay) (test at end of month) and everything's just going wrong and I can't seem to stop crying. So all in all a totally cr*p few weeks.
*serves herself a hot chocolate with cinnamon and goes to find another box of tissues*

Oh dear.

's too.

*pours several comforting drinks and a for EV*

Are you suggesting that is not comforting?

not for a known non-drinker.

thanks folks

*disappears again*