A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle

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Post 741

Kitty

*Kitty wonders if this is food or a plaything - the long stringy bits look like wool, which is great for tangling, but it smells like meat. Kitty decides to like the meaty bits off and then entangles Tinkerbell in the spaghetti while enjoying her tickles and scritches.*
prrrrrr!


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Post 742

Kitty

*Kitty notices a typo in his last train of thought. Huge paws are not exactly designed for typing, though. Anyway, he meant lick, not like.*


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Post 743

Bluebottle

Tink, it's true. Although on H2G2 I invented the smiley - ale smiley, in real life I'm T-Total. But I do drink. This week I have mainly been drinking irn-bru, milk, vimto, citrus vimto, and I have a soda-stream with 11 different flavours to chose from.

<BB<


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Post 744

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I used to wonder why they didn't do smiley - ale-flavoured SodaStream concentrate.

Then I realised people would just drink it neat and get very, very smiley - drunk.


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Post 745

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

depends if it was just flavour or including the alcohol, which is probably illegal to sell for drinking at such concentrations or something similar.


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Post 746

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Dunno, they sell absinthe in Tesco's now...
*giggles at smiley - discosmiley - fairy and notices a smilie which is missing on here*


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Post 747

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

A Kylie smilie? Hmmmm.


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Post 748

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

See! How fantastic would that be? And they couldn't say it was just me who wanted one! Wonders whether to use a Fisher price tagline to see if she'd get sued for copyright infringement... do you know american express have copyrighted the phrase "long live dreams" smiley - erm


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Post 749

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

Merry Christmas people
*disappears off home*


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Post 750

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Merry Christmas ├ćndr! *waves*

Tink, why don't you try it and see? It'll be fine unless someone yikeses it.

*hovers mouse pointer over yikes button just in case*


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Post 751

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

*appears for a post-Christmas...

bounce I have TWO optical cordless smiley - mouse - one from my boyfriend and a better one from my brother... I know I have two hands, but I only have one computer!

bounce my boyfriend wants his mouse back to use himself and will buy me some other shiny geeky toy and I get to keep the superdooper one with the strange French plug (my brother lives in France) and an adapter plug

bounce I have a car!!!!!! (my test is in Jan) [super present though] [second hand, my mother's cast off, I might add, but in really good nick - two careful lady drivers]

grrr the mains turned itself off while we were away and the entire contents of our freezer melted and became unsafe to eat*

*cheers* (_)


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Post 752

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I'd say 3 smiley - boings to 1 smiley - grr was a pretty good success rate. smiley - ok


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Post 753

Kes

F'r eezer jolly good fellow ... smiley - silly


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Post 754

Bluebottle

Pass a pint.

<BB<


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Post 755

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*pours smiley - ale*
Hmmm
*drinks smiley - ale*

Just testing.
*pours another smiley - ale*
*passes smiley - ale to BB*

How are you, sir?


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Post 756

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

And now my father's in hospital with stroke + high blood pressure + geriatric diabetes and my house is at risk of flooding and to get to work, the bus is taking major detours around the floods (at least it's still going) and my thesis is not increasing at the moment and I can't seem to practise driving without panicking (lessons are okay) (test at end of month) and everything's just going wrong and I can't seem to stop crying. So all in all a totally cr*p few weeks.
*serves herself a hot chocolate with cinnamon and goes to find another box of tissues*


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Post 757

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oh dear. smiley - sadface
smiley - cuddle


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Post 758

Menza

smiley - cuddle's too. smiley - sadface

*pours several comforting drinks and a smiley - ale for EV*


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Post 759

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Are you suggesting that smiley - ale is not comforting? smiley - erm


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Post 760

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

not for a known non-drinker.

thanks folks

*disappears again*


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