h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hands Menza a plate upon which is a hot triangle of puff pastry filled with myrtles and a sweet myrtle sauce and lightly dusted with icing sugar*
I'm trying out some new recipes, would you try this please?

Umm, Whats a myrtle?

it's a kind of fruit
small, reddish-purple with a mild flavour

...the fast-moving ones are called ....










hurtle myrtles ...

And I suppose the slow moving ones are turtle myrtles.

please.

... while those that reproduce rapidly are the fertile myrtles ....

Hmm... interesting point you made there *sniggers* Thogh not what I thought a Myrtle was

and the moaning ones are ghosts?

(went to see Harry Potter last - if you go, stay till after the end of the credits)

I have to stay til after the opening credits? man thats tough...

...Only if it's a James Bond film, in which half the action comes before the opening credits ...

*laughs*
Have you seen Madonnas video for that? She's completely flipped...

Madonna was always talentless, and has now resorted to using Computer Voice Distortion to try and hide the fact that she cannot sing. She is the singer I hate the most, mainly for her crime of turning "American Pie", a classic song, one of the best ever 11 minute songs about the death of Buddy Holly and the events of a decade, into 3 minutes of her waving her bum about in front of an American flag. That is, in my view, a crime for which the only possible punishment must surely be a slow and painful death.

She's also got the biggest nose I've ever seen.

<BB<

Cher.

*jumps*
Where?

Madonna = Cher. They are as one, rebuilt electronically.

Really? What a waste of perfectly good electronics.

Not if you consider the millions of pounds they own...

Hmmmmmmm.
*pours himself a while he considers them*

You take your time...

Well, there's a lot to consider.