h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*polishes glasses*

*waves to Menz*
We missed you at the meet Menza, Bagpuss requested Divine Comedy and you weren't there to hear it
*grins*
Admittedly he only requested it once he'd noticed a strange coincidence of me chatting to the dj followed by a long succession of Britney/Ace Of Base/Steps/A*Teens/Destiny's Child/Kylie...and then when we got back to the halls we sat and listened to your favourite band
*sings*
"hello party people this is your captain Kim speaking,
Welcome aboard ..... airways,
After take off we'll pump up the sound because we're going to eat pizza"

Linus, me old pal, what made *you* - of all people - want to go and blame the in the first place? Are you sufferin' from dehydration or something?

*bounds in through the door*

Iiiiiiiit's me, hooray!

Aren't Leeds city libraries great? They give you free internet access. Shame I didn't know this last week before I spend loads in cybercafés. Ah well, let's have a drink. d_|_b

Or even

*pours several and waves back*

*wonders why there was no scream at the mention of the .....boys*
Are you alright?

Dark Mistress finally finishes the long day of non inspiration and pulls up a chair at the bar. she dons two and sits back happily. shame i didn't get to hear the divine comedy though i'm sure a classy (well at least clean) establishment such as this would have no trouble in perhaps attracting them again. anyway hi everyone i think its probably my round by now so and 's on me!
DM

DM, you are too kind

No need to pay though, still plenty of freebies paid for out of 'campaign funds'

i'm not sure what came over me... couldn't possibly make my writing any worse

How do. If you're still buying, DM, then mines a

*Relieves Pierce of his half drunk pint and holds the glass out*

While you're there, this could do with topping up too please!

I've heard that a good dose of laxative can sometimes relieve writer's block...Or was that for something else...

I think that only applies to politicians Gwennie...

SCREAM



Tink you know that any mention of the "band" who's name begins with a V is strictly forbidden in here. Do I have to go get THE PUNISHMENT?

Oooh! I'm intrigued! Which band and what punishment would that be then Menza?

Veggies? Vodkas? Vogons? Vertebras? Vinaigrettes?

No, the Veng...
*crash*
Ow, who threw that plant pot?

"The Veng..." what Bagpuss?

Speak to me!!!!! I want to know!

*Glares at Menza*

Did you throw that plant pot?

The Veng...

*crump*

Well I didn't do that one. And you don't want to finish that name, otherwise you'll share the same fate as Tink.