h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not being the type that's informed about modern bands and their names, I'm hardly likely to be able to complete the name...

Go on Menza...Just whisper it in my ear...I promise not to repeat it to anyone (here at least!).

*Wonders whether she should practice CPR on Bagpuss, but decides that pouring the <pirate?'s over the comatose feline should suffice*

evening everyone
hope i haven't missed all the fun i've been busy on ship
*pulls up stool by the bar*
two tequila slammers, a bloody mary and a shirley temple broadman.

ahh thats better.
now anyone for the withnail and i game? *waits two seconds*
no? oh well a do... a doub... a bull... two absinthes then barkeep. and whatever everyone else wants.
*hic*
DM

evening everyone
hope i haven't missed all the fun i've been busy on ship
*pulls up stool by the bar*
two tequila slammers, a bloody mary and a shirley temple broadman.

ahh thats better.
now anyone for the withnail and i game? *waits two seconds*
no? oh well a do... a doub... a bull... two absinthes then barkeep. and whatever everyone else wants.
*hic*
DM

oh dear it appears i was so drunk i posted twice. sorry everyone
DM

I just thought you were extra thirsty

*watches in an amused fashion*
Aaaah there's the scream, you had me worried there Menz, I thought you'd been converted to trashy music too
They were mentioned on neighbours today Bagpuss, did you see? hehehe
*thinks*
What punishments this then? You can't snap my CD's again as that was mean

Mean...but very satisfying

What? You find snapping women's CDs satisfying Linus? Tsk! Shame on you!

The punishment involves the use of these.

*holds up the head phones of doom*

and the acursed CD.

*Shows everyone an CD case with the picture of a rotund pink character covered in large yellow dots*

*squeals*
"Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understand,
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, your influence will spread throughout the land.

"Let's hear it for Mr Blobby!"
(Blobby, blobby, blobby)

And it's a BBC song

*sticks her tongue out at Menz*

The depravity is deeper than I could ever have imagined.

*smiles sweetly*
Aaawww but Menz I thought you wanted to listen to it? You brought the CD in here...

*throws CD out of window*



Now I've got to come up with another kind of punishment. That one has never failed before.

...a Boys.

*quickly grabs his before Menz can confiscate it*

I love Mr Blobby! How dare you ridicule the object of my children's adoration!

Just for that I hereby sentence you all to listen to a whole CD of Des O'Connor sings...

Hey, I didn't diss Mr. Blobby.

*runs to hide*

You mean we should make some noise for the ....a boys?
*is feeling very mean*
I'm sorry Menz...
I'd pass you a flower but umm..errr...hmmm...
*passes him a and a Divine Comedy CD*
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ahh the 'national express' who could ever forget the jolly hostess with the arse the size of a small country?
or the pale pubescent beasts roaming throught the strrets and coffee shops?
if you're looking for real punishment why not check out daphne and celeste *hands menza hits 99 with the accursed stick you song*
after 2 minutes i guarantee dogs will be howling brains will be turned to jelly and small white pigeons will appear in peoples clothing...
the best place to see safely listen to daphne and celeste is generally agreed to be from another universe even though this may not prove far enough.
DM

Menza,

I think you are on the wrong track here... what we would consider punishment some others would consider an essential purchase.

Perhaps some Tool or NIN might do the trick

Is NIN Nine Inch Nails? Ooh good choice