h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*changing tack slightly*

Ok, how about Limp Biscuit then

Rolling Rolling Rolling?
Yey!
Ooh did you hear they're going to cover Frankie Goes To Hollywoods "Relax" ?

If you actually like Limp Bizkit (i forgot they can't spell) that is punishment enough in my book

As for them doing another cover, hardly surprising given they can't write anything decent of their own...

*Sniggers quietly into her drink as she can't help but agree with Linus*

So you've officially joined the older generation now Linus?

This young people's music, it's all just noise. I heard this band the other day and I thought "Where's the tune in that?"

*comes back to bar after a long search through some ancient record collections*

I think I got the replacement.

*holds out old vinal disk with a picture of Terry Wogan on the front*

Ooh vinyl...hey I saw a really cool trick you can do with that if you just hold on whilst I boil the kettle

*grins*
But does the concept of Limp Bizkit covering Relax not seem ummm amusing to anyone else?
*giggles and puts on deep nu-metal voice*
"Woooaaaahhhhhhrgrrhhh
Weeeeeeellllllll now, now, no, no, nooooooooooo
RELAX GRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH
Don't do do itttttttttttt,
Grrrrrraaaaaaaaarghhhhhh,
When, when, when, WHENNNNNNNN you want, want, want WANNNNNNT to go to Ittttttrrrrrraaaaaaaggggghhhhhh"

Ooh the lyrical opportunites are endless

Ah, the Floral Dance.

*laughs*
Now thats an amusing simulpost

What simulpost?

*laughs*
Good cover...

Thanks.

*laughs*
They'll never know now

Enough of this racket! Let's hear the "Yodeling Cowboys"!

Well, as long as we don't have to see them too!

*puts on Rolf Harris's version of Stairway to Heaven*

And that's supposed to be an improvement, is it Ian?

*Sticks cotton wool in her ears*

Oh, I'm sorry, are we doing good music now then?

*puts Britney on*
Clearly!