A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 6, 2002
Of course you do. I'm sure Mrs Bush loves George too, doesn't mean he doesn't have enemies.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 6, 2002
Yes but... I'm not going to name them am I?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 6, 2002
You don't have to name them, just feed them horseradish 
!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 6, 2002
*sighs and takes Tink to one side*
*draws complicated diagram*
You see, you're supposed to be mean to your enemies, and they're mean to you, otherwise they wouldn't be enemies. That's how it works, and to change the system could upset the entire nature of the universe.
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Britwannabe {......... } Posted Sep 6, 2002
Horseradish ?
It would go well with an Ambroid!
Recipie for an Ambroid:
One shot of Tequila. Put mustard round the rim instead of salt.
Yum
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Anonymouse Posted Sep 15, 2002
Yes, I must agree. 
Fill 'er up? No Ambroid, please. 
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 17, 2002
*points at new name*
And fairy??? 
and 
and and 
?
*looks hopeful*
*concentrates hard on diagram*
But if I'm nice to them they'll stop being enemies?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 17, 2002
doesn't start with "f"!
Unless it's fudge chocolate, I suppose.
*grabs the diagram back and writes "FRIENDS = GOOD, ENEMIES = NOT GOOD" on the bottom in big red letters*
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 18, 2002
Ok then the and and and ? 
Suits me!
*scribbles on the board*
ENEMIES = PEOPLE YOU HAVE YET TO BEFRIEND
If you're nice to your enemies then eventually they'll stop being your enemies 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 18, 2002
Well, it's a theory...
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 18, 2002
It's better than your theory of being mean to people who are mean to you?
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Bagpuss Posted Sep 18, 2002
As the good book says:
"If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head."
Somehow it seems nicer without that second sentence...
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Sep 18, 2002
I just feed everyone - simpler that way, I don't need to figure out who my enemies are.
anyone?
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- 1481: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Sep 6, 2002)
- 1482: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 6, 2002)
- 1483: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Sep 6, 2002)
- 1484: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 6, 2002)
- 1485: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Sep 6, 2002)
- 1486: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 6, 2002)
- 1487: Britwannabe {......... } (Sep 6, 2002)
- 1488: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 6, 2002)
- 1489: Menza (Sep 9, 2002)
- 1490: Anonymouse (Sep 15, 2002)
- 1491: Menza (Sep 16, 2002)
- 1492: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Sep 17, 2002)
- 1493: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 17, 2002)
- 1494: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Sep 18, 2002)
- 1495: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 18, 2002)
- 1496: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Sep 18, 2002)
- 1497: Bagpuss (Sep 18, 2002)
- 1498: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Sep 18, 2002)
- 1499: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Sep 18, 2002)
- 1500: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Sep 18, 2002)
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