h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ever heard of the Borley Rectory? It's the most haunted house in England. Was, at least. It burned down decades ago.

The Borley Rectorey was a mansion. It had many rooms, many of which were haunted. Here's a list of the hauntings, but not all are listed:

1. The BLUE ROOM where the temperature would suddenly drop to below zero. Brrrrr.

2. The RED ROOM, the opposite of the BLUE ROOM. HOT!

3. The room where old things disappear & are replaced by objects never before seen. Example: A wooden comb goes missing, a plastic comb decorated with diamonds is found.

4. The staircase where objects from locked rooms are rolled down the stairs by unseen hands.

5. The toilet door where ancient Celtic words were written by an unseen child's hand.

6. The phantom nun that would stare through the dining room window at dinnertime. (She can still be seen in the evenings now even after the house has burned to the ground, staring at the ruins of the Borley Rectorey.

Anyone out there who could explain these hauntings? Oh, & if any of you are brave enough to investigate the grounds of that sinister house.... BEWARE! For the spirits still linger, & the hauntings still alive! Keep your eyes peeled for a door with ancient Celtic writings, & the famous phantom nun.