h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Apparently the Aroma Cafe now has an oak forest planted around it.

Stop the dynamite!!!

*extinguishes fuse*

Oh... just when you were about to deaded me again.

Hey! Light that dynamite again! Don't let me down!!!!

I'm in love for the first time,
Don't you know it's gonna last
It's a love to last forever
It's a love that has no past

Ooooh! What's the name, my I be nosey?

Well, it does seem a bit of an anticlimax, yes...

Guess I'll just have to shoot you all.


Kill Your Komrades

Sorry - you said "Don't Let Me Down" and I just carried on singing the song... It's by the Beatles, you know.

Oh. Sorry.

Well, I'm still going to kill everybody here!
(apart from bluebottle and katsy)

*produces M16 assault rifle*

Happy trails!

Phew! I'm still alive!
Mike A, I think you'll be interested to know that my sister is the Sheepish Lord Of Chaos. Hang on, I'm just gonna find out what Mike A and Bluebottle is.
Mike A: Vangelic Surgeon
Bluebottle: It needs two surnames. It says: I need two names, fool! Please go back to the form and fill in BOTH filds, or no WU-NAME FOR YOU, EVER!
I guess you'll have to do it and fill in your real name and tell us yourself!
http://209.55.67.68/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl

I got called a:
Fiendish Observational Comedian, actually.

What is that all about anyway?

I'm going to call a stop to the bloodshed now. It's stupid. It really is. I didn't start this to try and make people laugh: "oh he's got a gun out now har bloody har". I started this to get attention to my causes, yes, but not in the ridiculous manner I'm going about it now.

Everyone, stoppit and go home.

But I found it funny!
Shim was also Fiendish Observational Comedian, along with both my parents!
Jeni X was Asthmatic Enemy Of G-d. Ally S was Flippant She-Creature, but try typing in Ally S, she wasn't happy.
I was Curly-Haired Slacker, or my h2g2 name came out as Monolithic Fishmonger (if I used my real surname) or Slumbering Pierrot.
AAAAARRRRRGGGHH!!!! There's this really annoying song on the radio at the moment. I dunno if you've heard it. It's by Daphne and Celeste and it's called Ooh, Stick You! Thankfully, it's just finished.

Yes but what is it about???

And I've never heard that song.

You don't want to hear it! It sticks in your head for ages after hearing it, even if you only hear it once!
Let's just say the song goes something like this:
"Ooh, stick you, your mamma too, and your daddy" and repeat that line again for the chorus. The rest of it is these two American girls slagging each other off saying things like (in an American accent, no tune) "you look like the devil, with horns and a tail!" and stuff like that. They sound like they're 10 years old, when really they're 16 and 17.
Just trust me, you don't want to hear it!

Ok.
Seeing as nobody else wants to involved in this now, and I have done what needed to be done, we have a conversation to ourselves!

Just what was the naming thing about? I didn't get it.

I don't get it either, but apparently my h2g2 name makes me an Alarmingly-Named Wolfman.........

Erm... what is everyone talking about?
I went to the site, but it wasn't working.

Heh.. I got Fiendish Observational Comedian

Whodathunk?

'Nonnie

Deja vu.

As an Alarmingly-Named Wolfman (and once again, I don't know what this is about either) I must warn everyone that I feel a full moon coming on..........

Apparently I am Ultra-Chronic Monstah..........??????????