h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks Frink - I was getting tired of having nowhere to sleep on the job. But *turning to the rest of the world* don't take that as ana excuse to misbehave! Frink wasn't kidding when he said "crack security team". I have been trained in the fine art of torture and persuasion....

Mary the Grate takes her job VERY seriously, and Drake, well...you don't want to mess with him.......

SO Goth

I notice Ac-1D hasn't been around for a while. So it's good of you guys to keep his crack secure

Nice shiny buttons btw!

Ac-1D has crack? What am I doing hanging around here then

I thought "Mary the Grate" was "Marv the Grate" but either way is fine with me - security is all about attitude, not gender.

And as far as Drake goes, he puts on a good show, but since he hasn't visited h2g2 in many months, he doesn't really provide much security. I'll have to speak to him about that......

OK. Sorry. You're right. bloody typos. PLease accept my humblest apologies, Marv. We don't want disunity in the ranks this early on, do we?

SO Goth

Apology accepted. I get that a lot. But I must reassure everyone. I am a MAN, I am 6'4" (two metersish for the standards challenged) and an All Around Big B*****d. I am susceptable to bribery though, Beer in mass quantities helps grease the wheels

I don't hear all........but I heard that

Here TV, have a beer. and I will split all proceeds with you 80-80.

Ahh....you must be working with our accountant......

And she gets 10%

And the Bar gets another %5 on top of that.

But the Security team will get 90% of all take. We keep the place safe for necromancy... errrrrrr..... Democracy.

Yeah! Friggin' democrats all over the place! Give me some good ol' totalitarianism! One man rules all! ALL I TELL YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!

Sorry. Sometimes I get these strange rushes of blood to my head. Wonder why?

I don't recall who said it, it might even have been here, but:
Schizophrenia beats eating alone! (And it can really bolster the ranks of the security team - right Marv?)
SO Goth

If I didn't have all these people talking n my head, who else would I talk to?

*smacks self upside the head*

who said that?

If it the same b*****d that keeps yelling at me, smack the wee bugger!