You! Up against the wall!

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Frink's Drinks Security Post

You had better be on your best behavior while visiting, because our crack security team is always on the job. Security Officer Astrodome Goth is watching for suspicious behavior, Clubhouse Bouncer Marv the Grate is ready to escort you from the premises, and watch out when things get really tough, because you'll end up with a major dose of Tough Guy Drake Tungsten in your face.
There is nowhere to run
There is nowhere to hide
Please do not take prosecution personally
Back to the lobby.

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